I have a cat called sex
I called the vet for Sex
She said she didn’t care what it looks like.
"You don’t understand,
I had Sex since I was 9 yrs old
She winked and said,
You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I called the vet for Sex
I'd like to have too, the assistant replied.
I said: but it’s animal!She said she didn’t care what it looks like.
"You don’t understand,
I had Sex since I was 9 yrs old
She winked and said,
You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I asked for a special room for Sex.
the clerk said, you don’t need a special room for sex.
As long as you pay the bill, we don’t care what you do.
You don’t understand, sir, I said
Sex keeps me awake at night.
He said with a straight face,
How funny, I have the same problem.
Well, my husband and I decided to separate,
We went to the court to fight for custody of sex
I said to the judge, Your Honor,
I had sex before I was married.
The judge said: the court is not a confession room
Please stick to the facts.
Then I told him that after I was married,
Sex left me, he said: “me, too.”
Last night, sex ran away again,
And I spent hours looking all over town for her.
A cop came over to me and asked
What are you doing at 4 o’clock in the morning?
I said I am looking for sex
He arrested me and here I am in the cell
Waiting for my case hearing on Friday.
the clerk said, you don’t need a special room for sex.
As long as you pay the bill, we don’t care what you do.
You don’t understand, sir, I said
Sex keeps me awake at night.
He said with a straight face,
How funny, I have the same problem.
Well, my husband and I decided to separate,
We went to the court to fight for custody of sex
I said to the judge, Your Honor,
I had sex before I was married.
The judge said: the court is not a confession room
Please stick to the facts.
Then I told him that after I was married,
Sex left me, he said: “me, too.”
Last night, sex ran away again,
And I spent hours looking all over town for her.
A cop came over to me and asked
What are you doing at 4 o’clock in the morning?
I said I am looking for sex
He arrested me and here I am in the cell
Waiting for my case hearing on Friday.