I have a cat whose name is sex
I went to get a doctor for Sex
The assistant said, ¡°I¡¯d like one, too.¡±
I said: but this is a cat
She said she didn¡¯t care what it looks like.
You don¡¯t understand,
I¡¯ve been having sex since I was 9 years old
She winked and said,
You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I told the hotel clerk besides a room for my husband and me,
I went to get a doctor for Sex
The assistant said, ¡°I¡¯d like one, too.¡±
I said: but this is a cat
She said she didn¡¯t care what it looks like.
You don¡¯t understand,
I¡¯ve been having sex since I was 9 years old
She winked and said,
You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I told the hotel clerk besides a room for my husband and me,
I want a special room for sex.
He said, you don¡¯t need a special room for sex.
As long as you pay the bill, we don¡¯t care what you do.
You don¡¯t understand, sir, I said
Sex keeps me awake at night.
He said with a straight face,
How funny, I have the same problem.
One day, I entered sex in a contest,
Anther contestant asked me the questions
I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest,
He said, wonderful, if you sell tickets,
You will clean up.
But you don¡¯t understand, sir
I want to have sex on TV,
He said: they already have that on cable.
It¡¯s no big deal anymore.
Well, my husband and I decided to separate,
We went to the court to fight for custody of sex
I said to the judge, Your Honor,
I had sex before I was married.
The judge said: the court is not a confession room
Please stick to the facts.
Then I told him that after I was married,
Sex left me, he said: ¡°me, too.¡±
Last night, sex ran away again,
And I spent hours looking all over town for her.
A cop came over to me and asked
What are you doing 4 o¡¯clock in the morning?
I said I am looking for sex
He arrested me and here I am in the cell
Waiting for my case hearing on Friday.
He said, you don¡¯t need a special room for sex.
As long as you pay the bill, we don¡¯t care what you do.
You don¡¯t understand, sir, I said
Sex keeps me awake at night.
He said with a straight face,
How funny, I have the same problem.
One day, I entered sex in a contest,
Anther contestant asked me the questions
I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest,
He said, wonderful, if you sell tickets,
You will clean up.
But you don¡¯t understand, sir
I want to have sex on TV,
He said: they already have that on cable.
It¡¯s no big deal anymore.
Well, my husband and I decided to separate,
We went to the court to fight for custody of sex
I said to the judge, Your Honor,
I had sex before I was married.
The judge said: the court is not a confession room
Please stick to the facts.
Then I told him that after I was married,
Sex left me, he said: ¡°me, too.¡±
Last night, sex ran away again,
And I spent hours looking all over town for her.
A cop came over to me and asked
What are you doing 4 o¡¯clock in the morning?
I said I am looking for sex
He arrested me and here I am in the cell
Waiting for my case hearing on Friday.