I have a dog whose name is sex


I went to get a doctor for Sex

The clerk said, ¡°I¡¯d like one, too.¡±

Then I said: but this is a dog

He said he didn¡¯t care what she looked like.

You don¡¯t understand, Sir

I¡¯ve been having sex since I was 9 years old

He winked and said,

You must have been quite a kid.


When I got married and went on my honeymoon,

I told the hotel clerk besides a room for my husband and me,

I want a special room for sex.

He said, you don¡¯t need a special room for sex.

As long as you pay the bill, we don¡¯t care what you do.

You don¡¯t understand, sir, I said

Sex keeps me awake at night.

He said with a straight face,

How funny, I have the same problem.


One day, I entered sex in a contest,

Anther contestant asked me the questions

I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest,

He said, wonderful, if you sell tickets,

You will clean up.

But you don¡¯t understand, sir

I want to have sex on TV,

He said: they already have that on cable.

It¡¯s no big deal anymore.


Well, my husband and I decided to separate,

We went to the court to fight for custody of sex

I said to the judge, your honor,

I had sex before I was married.

The judge said: the court is not a confessional.

Please stick to the facts.

Then I told him that after I was married,

Sex left me, he said: ¡°me, too.¡±


Last night, sex ran away again,

And I spent hours looking all over town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked

What are you doing in this alley at 4 o¡¯clock in the morning?

I said I am looking for sex

He arrested me and here I am in the cell

Waiting for my case on Friday.