women who aspire to be as good as men lack ambition. --anonymous

behind every successful man is a surprised woman. --Maryon Pearson

The first thing i like about rich people is their money. --Lady Nancy Astor ( yes, that famous astor)

Love, the quest, marriage, the conquest, divorce, the inquest. --Helen Rowland

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -£­Mae West

Love is when you think that he is as sexy as robert redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,as noble as Ralph Nader£¬as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Connors, but marriage is when you realize that he is as sexy as woody allen, as smart as jimmy connors, as funny as ralph nader, as athletic as henry kissinger, and nothing like robert redford. But you have no way to divorce him. ---Judith viost

I used to be a virgin, but i gave it up because there was no money in it. ---marsha warfield

Lesbian sounds like somebody with some kind of disease. Ididn't like that, so I used the word gay more often. --ellen deGeneres

I married a German, every night Idress up as poland and he invades me. _Bette Midler