You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
A Woman prays: “Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.”
- Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/17/2005
The same question can be asked this way "why not...?"
Even though, many others may be fucked up in their life, it does not mean you will. If you think you will, then you definitely will. - posted on 06/17/2005
Very true and very well said. I mean the first post. The second is a rare exception. Exceptions confirm the rule. Envy you, Why Not.
Marriage
Marriage is like a flaming candlelight
Placed by the window on a warm summer night
Inviting all the insects of the air
To come and singe their pretty winglets there.
Outside, they butt their heads against the pane.
Inside, they butt them to get out again.
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Well composed and certainly better than the famous Wei Cheng expression, the city besieged. - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/17/2005
he he he, this I know -
even if you marry for love
you are not guaranteed to have a happy life
but if you marry for the sake of marriage
the marriage is guaranteed to be unhappy
:) - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/17/2005
adagio wrote:
he he he, this I know -
even if you marry for love
you are not guaranteed to have a happy life
but if you marry for the sake of marriage
the marriage is guaranteed to be unhappy
:)
It can be true. - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/18/2005
Run is everything ! - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/18/2005
婚姻生活是实际的感性的集合,它超越了一切想象的假象,而个体的生长只有不断地从环境中吸收养分才能让婚姻更茁壮,这里当然得看两人的价值取向以及互相合作,否则,即使同枕也如陌路,至于与原则性无关紧要的小事,可以睁一只眼闭一只眼,婚姻最终幸福度是男加女的绝对值!
当然,对于从政的或当明星的人最好不结婚! - posted on 06/18/2005
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes... - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/18/2005
容器这个概念很精妙,婚姻中没有最佳的伴侣,只有最适合的!
即使再好的容器,但是如果对方是块化石,那就没意义了!
《阿含经》云:有受就有苦,受,欲也! 人之烦脑皆为虚妄! - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/18/2005
我一直以为自己够cynical了,看大家写的,比我更麻辣。 - posted on 06/18/2005
Wo ying wen bu tai hao ,da jia cou he kan.
Wo renwei,jie hun shi biao da ai qing de yizhong fang shi,ru guo ai dao le yi ding cheng du,jiu keyi yong zhe zhong fang shi lai biao da.ru guo,meiyou dadao zhezhong cheng du ,er yi ding yao yong zhe zhong fang shi biao da ,jiu hui shiyuyuanwei.
Ciwai,hunyin neng gou manzu XING xuyao,neng gou jiangdi xing feng xian ,jianshao xingchengben,ling xing hexie de jilv tigao dao zuigao.
Zuihou,wo renwei ,jiehun you liyu shehui wending ,you li yuguojia de fazhang ,guo jia fa zhan le ,guo min jiu keyi you geng duo de jihui xue xi yingwen.zhe bu shi hen luomantike ma ? - posted on 06/18/2005
这个"neng gou jiangdi xing feng xian ,jianshao xingchengben,ling xing hexie de jilv tigao dao zuigao."很有意思,我笑得眼泪都出来了!哈哈!
的确,在AIDS越来越凶猛的今天,谁不想在浪漫的时候,多享受几天人间的天伦之乐,也同点飘飘欲仙之感呢?
但是“风险”的确是婚姻中很重要的组成部分,如今都知道“经营”的概念。但如今无论男女都越来越吝惜自己的“奉献”了,即使是农民,在看多了电视和身边的美女后,男人也愿意不惜掉脑袋去夜夜盼着做新郎,女人更愿意天天换摔锅。尤其是那些胸脊发达,容颜比刘德华还帅的男人。他们从大学时就开始了这种魅力积累,不断地学习音乐舞蹈媚术去诱惑俘虏猎物。
因此劝女性为了性福不仅天天要美容,甚至不惜切掉脚骨、腮骨、甚至肋骨(前有梦露,今有世界小姐为榜样),做窈窕的骨感美人,另外还要有超过赵飞燕姐妹的媚术,万万不可如我一样如唐朝呆女,那就得吃闭门羹!
而男人除了挣更多的元宝,还要长跑万里,让男根崛起时比乞力玛扎罗的最高峰还要坚挺,鼓励大家为了性福生活不惜一切成本,去开拓昏姻或婚姻之外的幸福生活源泉!
- Re: 幸福长跑赛天天开始!posted on 06/18/2005
外国妞说话大概是这样的:起立马扎骡,YE~~~~~~S!!!!!!!
哼哼哼哼~~~~~~~~ - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/18/2005
Marriage is a licence for convenient copulation. - posted on 06/19/2005
Marriage is an insitution, which is a hell or a heaven, depending on who are in it.
Suddenly my life becomes so quiet. I wonder why? Then I realize that most of my friends are married now. I still don't understand why a couple in a marriage can be so busy or limited that they lose much interest or engergy outside the marriage. Is it love?
A marriage is like an insitution, a graduate school. It provides an aim, a course, and dictates millions of small tasks have to be accompished. Suddenly one's life has a meaning or millions of meaningful small petty things.
I remember once saw Stephen King on Jay Leno.
Leno: "Why do you get married?"
King: "I found once you got a wife, you won't want one anymore. So you gain peace"
Personally, I believe in love and friendship, and I adorn those who are happy yet not married, just as I adorn Bill Gates, Larry Page, and of course Don Juan, who made a meaningful life inside or outside school. - posted on 06/19/2005
朋友们仁者见仁,智者见智,很值得深思!
婚姻的确有更多好处!性风险度降低,稳定的生活有利身心健康,孩子和养老的问题,还有最主要的是财务状况有可更好的规划和经营!
但也使更多的人感觉好比头上带了紧箍咒一般,而且真正属于自己的时间是那么有限,但很多人还是乐此不彼,因为婚姻带给人安稳的生活氛围!
但是,如今,我们的社会里婚姻带给人的伤害却越来越多,当你发现那个最后用子弹击中你心脏的人是你身边同床共枕的人时,你的信任大厦被全部颠覆了,你的沉重的翅膀已经不能在围城外的蓝天翱翔!你生命中最宝贵的时间(“爱与恨”)都耗尽在与这人的生活中,那么这样的生活是绝望的! - Re: 不结婚还是结婚?posted on 06/19/2005
记得多年前在洛杉矶时, 有一帮人是单身的, 有一帮人是结了婚的, 各自提出结婚的坏处或好处. 我周旋与两帮人之间. 对于前者, 支持. 对于后者, 同情但也不能反对.
单身的人所列的清单, 关于婚姻生活之弊, 足以令人望而生畏.
而结了婚的人其实已不再是个体, 而是小集体. 尤其对华人, 犹太人, 意大利人, 墨西哥人而言, 是人生与社会生活的必经之地. 那还有什么好说的? 他们只有一个要求, 就是要求你快点结婚吧.
- Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/19/2005
每个人对情欲的需求浓度是不一样的,正如有些人爱喝浓茶,而另外的人则喜欢喝清淡的,有些人根本就不喝茶。
让爱喝浓茶的人喝浓茶。 - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/20/2005
True, let 玛雅 be without sex all her life.
玛雅 wrote:
每个人对情欲的需求浓度是不一样的,正如有些人爱喝浓茶,而另外的人则喜欢喝清淡的,有些人根本就不喝茶。
让爱喝浓茶的人喝浓茶。 - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/20/2005
only if you offer your company to me :)
Mike wrote:
True, let 玛雅 be without sex all her life.
玛雅 wrote:
每个人对情欲的需求浓度是不一样的,正如有些人爱喝浓茶,而另外的人则喜欢喝清淡的,有些人根本就不喝茶。
让爱喝浓茶的人喝浓茶。 - Re: Why Marry?posted on 06/21/2005
How is this weekend?
玛雅 wrote:
only if you offer your company to me :)
Mike wrote:
True, let 玛雅 be without sex all her life.
玛雅 wrote:
每个人对情欲的需求浓度是不一样的,正如有些人爱喝浓茶,而另外的人则喜欢喝清淡的,有些人根本就不喝茶。
让爱喝浓茶的人喝浓茶。
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