1。看见征婚广告一则,译成诗正好。恕刻薄。
A girl, 30, with charm of model, brain of analyst, affection of poet (1.64M, US-East) seeks attraction, intelligence and success in US. I am looking forward to a romantic encounter leading to a fruitful relationship.
有女三十初长成,质如模特媚无穷。头脑精细赛大师,才比骚人自多情。 美利坚国觅佳偶,魅力智慧与成功。何当共演浪漫曲,结出果实伊甸中。
随手看了点别的:
2。A lighthearted, nice, smart, well-educated Chinese girl in west coast. I am 32 years old, 163 cm and nice looking. Never been married.
32岁从来没有结过婚。 把这一个做为优点突出,合适么?中国人还是那么在乎处女么?
3。I like to enjoy small things in life.
我喜欢生活中的鸡毛蒜皮?
4。我是一名开朗,活泼的善良女孩,我喜欢蓝色的海洋,金色的沙滩,让我在天涯寻觅你的出现
[天涯?是不是太不着边际了?]
5。在这里, 我们相遇,我们相知了, 我想我终于得到了你, 我们一起计划着未来。 2. 你说: “让我们永远在一起, 不要把我弄丢了。” 我说: “让我们永远在一起, 我会用根链子把我们的手绑在一起, 让我们永远不分开。” 3. 我们一起穿过山谷, 越过小溪, 我们一起哭,一起笑。 4. 我坚定地朝着目标走着。 5. 忽然我回首, 发觉不见了链子那头的你: 你就这样消失了。 6. 我向山谷呼喊: ”你在哪里?” 山谷回响着我自己的呼喊。 我询问小溪: “你在哪里?” 小溪在哗哗地呻吟。 7. 我在哭泣,不停地寻找你: 你在哪里? 让我知道你还一切顺利,好吗? 然后我会安静地离开。 8. 一个月,二个月,半年, 我心痛依然。
[我虽然喜欢文学语言,但是绝对不会回应这样的征婚广告]
6。my 24 years old cousin, a pretty young college graduate from Xian,
县里来了大学生? Xi' An
7. 29岁,现在美国读会计硕士, 离异无小孩。在国内属漂亮一类,身材和气质很好。
[物以类聚?]
8。Time has really flied. Before I knew it, I have already hit 30s. It seems that I have always matured slowly, yet watching others getting married and attending their weddings, I am being gently reminded of my always single status. Now I am hoping to embrace life as the ultimate gift we receive from God and that in this lifetime I would like to have truly loved and laughed and enjoyed with someone. I think of myself as being a romantic person because I am quite artistic in nature. I think Art is beautiful same as music and flowers and nature, it is to add some softness to the sometimes harsh reality of life. I think of myself as a quite and vulnerable person, but on the other hand, I see myself truly capable of enjoying the smallest things in life, a little flower, some music, a cafe, a fabric, a piece of art, some jitjaks, anything. I would like to meet someone who is deeply religious and who is honest with himself and others and who is capable of being flexible and not willing to hurt others and who enjoys a simple plain life yet sees its fantasticy in it. I hope that his life has been simple and plain like mine without too much complexity and that his heart has been preserved for the right person in all these years and he has not lavished his love on others.
这个广告写得很可爱,除了一些语病以外。尤其是结尾。祝这位小姐走运。
9。女,44岁,大专学历,教师,身高170,体重65公斤,身体健康,有教养,善解人意, 喜欢干活。希望对方,略懂中文,有一定的经济基础,起码能养活自己,能支持、 帮助我移民,身体健康,年龄种族不限。
[起码能够养活自己的人等到把你接过来怕连自己就养不起了]
10。Seek Yuan in NYC
Once believed it, once lost it, now seek it. How far is that? Hope you'll help me to figure it out.
Work and live in New York area, in high 30's, fun to be with and live with. Hope you are honest and sincere, ready to settle.
在纽约市寻找人民币。曾经相信过它[的购买力],后来失去了它[炒股炒没了],现在寻找它[它正在升值]。
11。 I like classical Chinese literature and books from different areas.
I always think it’s great I have a cozy home and a passionate job.
喜欢各地出的书?印度的粗纸印的书喜欢吗?什么样的工作是充满激情的?
12。Looking for a hubby (Corrected)
Hi, I am a 38-year-old, well-educated, well-mannered, petite Chinese lady (156 cm and 105 lb), with a great figure, sexy and hot. I have a really good personality: upbeat, cheerful, caring, affectionate, and very hard-working. Like to watch sports, especially NBA.
Live and work in New York City, but I will move to Philadelphia in June 2007. I assure you that you are getting a very good package.
找一个改邪归正的老公?一个package? 就是有小孩了?听起来像做推销。
13。pretty lady looking for peaceful life
32 yr girl, graduated from university. 1.61m, 115 lbs, pretty , well-educated, caring, quiet and considerate, family oriented. she is grow up in an intellectual family and pursue for a peaceful and tranquil life in future
在婚姻中寻找宁静?没门。不如出家。
14。 now I’m 30s, but I’m still that pretty, pleasant girl, still 165cm, about 120lb, slim, attractive. 。。。 I’m still a little arty, a little romantic, a little passionate, enjoy theatres, galleries, music, books.
arty 这个词可不好, 意思是showily imitative of art and artists。装摸做样地摆出爱好艺术的样子
15。我喜欢读书,尤其是杂文,无论是时事是时尚还是饮食男女或者中英文。
[有没有读过老方的“千里姻缘一线牵?”?
- Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
Is reading 征婚广告 your only form of sex? :) - Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
在婚姻中寻找宁静?没门。不如出家。
寻找风暴吧,在婚姻中! - Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
玛雅 wrote:
寻找风暴吧,在婚姻中!在婚姻中寻找宁静?没门。不如出家。
欢迎大家听取并执行MAYA的意见:)
暴风雨过后…………谁不要老婆的,把老婆都给我~~~~~~~~~
哈哈哈
- Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
玛雅 wrote:
寻找风暴吧,在婚姻中!在婚姻中寻找宁静?没门。不如出家。
We don't know who is more trustworthy on the issue, Lao Fang or Maya? :-) - Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
Since the 1st time I saw lao Fang and Maya's articles, nothing more firm in my mind that Lao Fang and Maya can be a truely good couple. Let's pray for your two's storm coming soon :) - Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
混帐令胡!玛雅要的是嫩的、女的,不是老方这样的老邦子。
令胡冲 wrote:
Since the 1st time I saw lao Fang and Maya's articles, nothing more firm in my mind that Lao Fang and Maya can be a truely good couple. Let's pray for your two's storm coming soon :) - Re: 征婚广告posted on 08/05/2005
混帐令胡 wrote:
混帐令胡!玛雅要的是嫩的、女的,不是老方这样的老邦子。
Hey, there would be no exciting storm with 嫩的、女的.
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