- Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 01/31/2007
最多能看出来是楚虫大。虫字还少了一点。楚中天可看不出来。这大概就是为什么我党要推行简化字,从坐到右写。国画家除外。:)) - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 01/31/2007
也来编一个。
话说李家大哥看上了杜家小妹,欢喜成婚,得一胖小子。取名 李杜欠,意思是前三十年爹妈欠你的,后三十年你欠爹妈的。上学后娃的字和娃的人一样大大咧咧。一日,从另一村来了个新老师,发作业本,问,谁是李木坎。。。 - posted on 01/31/2007
讲个真实故事:我一个高中男同学叫王运鹅(至今不解,可能山区喜欢这类名字),因为那中学是省重点,因此有宿舍且条件不错,八个人一房。
王运鹅从山区乍来到城市,有些晕头转向。登记的时候问他叫什么,回答说王运鹅,管宿舍的老酒鬼本来文化不高,顺手写下王云娥。王运鹅高度近视,也没注意。将行李整理一下,就来到分宿舍的办公室,看版上看到房间号,就扛着行李爬到五楼,气喘吁吁,看到房间号,就把眼镜摘下,因为哈气太多。进入房间,找到看着没有被褥的光板床就将行李放上,然后旁若无人地在那里喘气摊开被褥。房间里已经有三五个女生,先是以为他帮别人搬行李,后来见他没有走的意思,也没有别人跟来,于是问他来这里干什么,王运鹅头也没抬,说:“我分到这宿舍,我住这儿啊”,众女生纷纷大叫流氓,然后粉拳绣腿相加,将王运鹅打出,可怜这夫子仓惶逃窜,连行李也没有来得及拿,后来还是求我们以及管宿舍登记老酒鬼一起回去才将行李讨回。 - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 01/31/2007
唉,这倒麻烦了。简化字从左向右写了,还要出问题。难道我党我国还得再接再励,来一次后现代文化革命,将汉字继续简化成不分偏旁部首的方块?碰到写字不好的家伙,真头疼。这帮家伙整么就不生在英国,活用空格让老英老美们头疼? - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 01/31/2007
我也喜欢叫“王运鹅”。具体,踏实,有意义。:))
feiming wrote:
讲个真实故事:我一个高中男同学叫王运鹅(至今不解,可能山区喜欢这类名字),因为那中学是省重点,因此有宿舍且条件不错,八个人一房。 - posted on 02/04/2007
刚听来的:
(1) A man met a woman named Carman in a bar. He said "What a beautiful name your paprants gave you!" The woman replied "Actually I gave myself this name, because I like car, and I like men." Then she asked "What is your name?" "Golftits." The man said.
(2) When a single woman comes home, she checks inside the refrigerator, and then goes to bed. When a married woman comes home, she checks into her bed, then she goes to the refrigerator. That is why married women weight more than singles. - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 02/05/2007
Why?
guanzhong wrote:is your name?" "Golftits." The man said.
刚听来的:
(2) When a single woman comes home, she checks inside the refrigerator, and then goes to bed. When a married woman comes home, she checks into her bed, then she goes to the refrigerator. That is why married women weight more than singles. - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 02/05/2007
haha, you don't know?
Golf and tits:) - Re: 笑一笑,十年少 :-)posted on 02/05/2007
Or tits the size of a golf. :)
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