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  绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)

  guanzhong posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  
  

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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #1 浠よ儭鍐� posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  
  最多能看出来是楚虫大。虫字还少了一点。楚中天可看不出来。这大概就是为什么我党要推行简化字，从坐到右写。国画家除外。:))
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #2 aeuglein posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  也来编一个。
  
  话说李家大哥看上了杜家小妹，欢喜成婚，得一胖小子。取名 李杜欠，意思是前三十年爹妈欠你的，后三十年你欠爹妈的。上学后娃的字和娃的人一样大大咧咧。一日，从另一村来了个新老师，发作业本，问，谁是李木坎。。。
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #3 feiming posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  讲个真实故事：我一个高中男同学叫王运鹅（至今不解，可能山区喜欢这类名字），因为那中学是省重点，因此有宿舍且条件不错，八个人一房。
  
  王运鹅从山区乍来到城市，有些晕头转向。登记的时候问他叫什么，回答说王运鹅，管宿舍的老酒鬼本来文化不高，顺手写下王云娥。王运鹅高度近视，也没注意。将行李整理一下，就来到分宿舍的办公室，看版上看到房间号，就扛着行李爬到五楼，气喘吁吁，看到房间号，就把眼镜摘下，因为哈气太多。进入房间，找到看着没有被褥的光板床就将行李放上，然后旁若无人地在那里喘气摊开被褥。房间里已经有三五个女生，先是以为他帮别人搬行李，后来见他没有走的意思，也没有别人跟来，于是问他来这里干什么，王运鹅头也没抬，说：“我分到这宿舍，我住这儿啊”，众女生纷纷大叫流氓，然后粉拳绣腿相加，将王运鹅打出，可怜这夫子仓惶逃窜，连行李也没有来得及拿，后来还是求我们以及管宿舍登记老酒鬼一起回去才将行李讨回。
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #4 浠よ儭鍐� posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  
  唉，这倒麻烦了。简化字从左向右写了，还要出问题。难道我党我国还得再接再励，来一次后现代文化革命，将汉字继续简化成不分偏旁部首的方块？碰到写字不好的家伙，真头疼。这帮家伙整么就不生在英国，活用空格让老英老美们头疼？
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #5 ben ben posted on 02/01/2007
  
  
  我也喜欢叫“王运鹅”。具体，踏实，有意义。：））
  

  feiming wrote:
  讲个真实故事：我一个高中男同学叫王运鹅（至今不解，可能山区喜欢这类名字），因为那中学是省重点，因此有宿舍且条件不错，八个人一房。
  

  
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #6 guanzhong posted on 02/04/2007
  
  
  刚听来的：
  
  (1) A man met a woman named Carman in a bar. He said "What a beautiful name your paprants gave you!" The woman replied "Actually I gave myself this name, because I like car, and I like men." Then she asked "What is your name?" "Golftits." The man said.
  
  (2) When a single woman comes home, she checks inside the refrigerator, and then goes to bed. When a married woman comes home, she checks into her bed, then she goes to the refrigerator. That is why married women weight more than singles.
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #7 Haha posted on 02/05/2007
  
  
  Why?
  
  
  

  guanzhong wrote:
  刚听来的：
  

  is your name?" "Golftits." The man said.
  

  (2) When a single woman comes home, she checks inside the refrigerator, and then goes to bed. When a married woman comes home, she checks into her bed, then she goes to the refrigerator. That is why married women weight more than singles.
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #8 feiming posted on 02/06/2007
  
  
  haha, you don't know?
  
  Golf and tits:)
  
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  Re: 绗戜竴绗戯紝鍗佸勾灏� :-)
  #9 绗� posted on 02/06/2007
  
  
  Or tits the size of a golf. :)
  

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