February 6, 2007

It's the diaper that will turn this tale into one of 2007's top jaw-droppers.

Question: How much would we care if one female astronaut assaulted another over a guy astronaut, except that the assailant wore a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop during a pellmell 950-mile drive to corner her rival in an airport parking lot?

Answer: It Depends.

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But, truly, Lisa Marie Nowak is to be admired for her foresightedness. She knew she didn't have much time. She knew even if she drove 70 miles per hour, it would take her 13-and-a-half hours to reach Orlando from Houston.

She did what she needed to do. She conserved every minute and every morsel of energy.

As for all the diaper jokes: Millions of Americans wear diapers of one kind or another, for one reason or another, without discomfort or humiliation -- maybe even someone you know. And someday, maybe you!

(Wonder what brand NASA uses? Or is it a custom variety available on the Internet black market?)
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