Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
- Re: 周末笑话 Kids are Quickposted on 05/06/2007
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washington is the best.:) - Re: 周末笑话 Kids are Quickposted on 05/09/2007
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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哪位好心人帮心翻译一下,我是一名中国男孩,英语不是很好,我先说一下我理解的意思:
TEACHER:john,为什么在地板上做数学乘法?
JOHN:你告诉我说不能在桌子上做。 - Re: 周末笑话 Kids are Quickposted on 05/09/2007
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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哪位好心人帮心翻译一下,我是一名中国男孩,英语不是很好,我先说一下我理解的意思:
TEACHER:john,为什么在地板上做数学乘法?
JOHN:你告诉我说不能在桌子上做。 - Re: 周末笑话 Kids are Quickposted on 05/09/2007
table can also mean multiplication table —— 乘法表。 - Re: 周末笑话 Kids are Quickposted on 05/09/2007
oh..i see
谢谢guanzhong兄的指点。。
这里感觉真的不错哦。。
氯围很好。。又清静。。
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