老板娘几年前开了家小店,上海风味,起名“小资味“,开始只是老板娘自饮自酌,由于上海小菜烹得不错,便渐渐有了人气。
小资味有其特色,比如来的客人都带个假面具,像参加假面舞会一样,面具上写个有趣的假名,比如骄阳,洋鬼子,孔乙己,翠屏峰,桃花仙,罗嗦,蜥鹿,鸭蛋。。。,每个人都自己带料自己烹。也有很多的人只是静静地坐那儿品尝,不吱声。有时老板娘喝高了,就会轻解罗衫,跳上酒台,来一段钢管舞。时间长了,一些人便摘了面具,私下见面,暧昧一番。
常来的小资客都有一手,骄阳会炒苏州菜,回了一趟家乡,便开始了她的苏州乱炒菜,花样繁多,已乱炒了第5回。孔乙己拜师繁多,是店里的高手,时而来点儿拉丁裸鸡,希腊柘血,高深莫测,应者甚寡,乙己最近对猴又起了兴趣。翠屏峰年轻,读了葵花宝典,便迫不及待地把牛鞭驴鞭剁巴剁巴就端上来,不加点缀,惹得一些女小资客直捏鼻子,娇嗔连连。洋鬼子喜欢拽,什么菜都浇点滑而芥来品尝。罗嗦善思考,一道菜评下来,没有个把小时挡不住。店里贴满了蜥鹿的摄影,让人感叹这小妮子的眼神独特。
鸭蛋不常来,最近闯进店里,烹了一道蛮不错的川味大菜,大家一如以往,边品边评,无甚大事。可不久洪洞县的几位小资客突然没了踪影,店里顿时清静,又过几天,大伙不安起来,一打听,方知进出洪洞县的道给封了,县知府早已对小资味近来兴起的麻辣风不满,威胁了有洪洞特色的豆瓣酱,再加上近来要举办夏天大晒,事关洪洞走向世界大计,便把道路封了。
麻辣吃多了,就会上瘾,县里的几位出不来,着急上火,外面的人立刻展开营救,一时间“自由门“,“火凤凰“,“代理“。。。密码满天飞;土豆土豆,我是地瓜,联络暗语短促有力,终于柳暗花明,一条曲径通向小资,大伙又聚到一起,HUG来HUG去,桃花仙看着心里乐,振臂一呼,“来盘麻辣的!“,小店霎时一片安静,小资客们面面相觑,桃花仙手举在半空,讪讪道,“还是继续小资味好“。
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这“小资味“几年开下来,三教九流人来人往,店里锅碗瓢盆儿叮当杂响,各类烧烤烟熏火燎,呛得老板娘口干舌燥,火从心中起,气向胆边生,暗想,请来的川菜高手你们不虚心学,推荐的法国大餐你们不认真读,炒些个驴肝儿马肺半生不熟,冷饭炒了又炒,吃得大家冒虚火拉肚子,老娘我奇装异服扭臀送腰亲自上阵,也没几个人捧场,给你们斋戒清清肠子,素上几天。
话说桃花仙一大早睡眼惺忪来店观望,开门就吓了一哆嗦,门脸儿全改了不说,还贴满了小字条,上面写着“去你爸!“,桃花仙也不知这算不算骂人的话,赶紧掏了钥匙开门,左拧右捅没动静,仔细一瞧,锁换了。不好,老板娘和圆壶斋私奔了。这老小子扮老实人炉火纯青,暗地里和墨西辣妞眉来眼去,老板娘心一软看走了眼。桃花仙一边胡思乱想,一边密码暗通乙己,这孔乙己不紧不慢,排出几文大字,我正想问你那!
桃花仙店外徘徊不知如何是好,骄阳这小妮子近来也耍牛脾气,眼睛长在脑门上,不肯再来炒菜,想着想着,不仅悲上心头。咖啡客们也爪耳挠腮瞎打听,急得要写检讨书,老板娘帘子后面瞧得明白,哼!老娘我健壮的很,哪儿也不去,只是来个开店十年大礼,让你们过次真正的哈陋瘟!
- Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
Haaaa, I love LM's 小资味 :-) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
Could be better.
I didn't figure out who is 翠屏峰, and who 洋鬼子. Also, I have been here for amny years, why the hell I never saw a lap dancng once, of any lady?
Somtimes I am curious, what I am doing on the net and why I just can't hit on one thing truly as exciting as a lap dancing.
BTW, to tell the truth. Are you sure you can only smell some 小资味 out of here. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
翠屏峰 is qinggang, 洋鬼子 is touche :-)
令胡冲 wrote:
Could be better.
I didn't figure out who is 翠屏峰, and who 洋鬼子. Also, I have been here for amny years, why the hell I never saw a lap dancng once, of any lady?
Somtimes I am curious, what I am doing on the net and why I just can hit one thing truly exciting.
BTW, to tell the truth. Are you sure you can only smell some 小资味 out of here. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
July wrote:
翠屏峰 is qinggang, 洋鬼子 is touche :-)
Really, then who is 骄阳, who 罗嗦?
Pain in the neck to read these. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
骄阳 is July, 罗嗦 is st dude :-)
令胡冲 wrote:
July wrote:Really, then who is 骄阳, who 罗嗦?
翠屏峰 is qinggang, 洋鬼子 is touche :-)
Pain in the neck to read these. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/27/2008
July wrote:
骄阳 is July, 罗嗦 is st dude :-)
Oh I see. July is hot so 骄阳. 罗嗦 is St Dude? ha ha ha ...
A bit too mean to xw. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
LM评得到位。桃仙是谁? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
嘿嘿.....我也想知道桃花仙是谁? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
逗。桃花仙是LM自己吧?鸭蛋是剑客么? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
桃花仙就是LM阿,他有时也称自己是玉面啊 :-)不是才post一个“来盘麻辣的”的贴子吗?你们都不好好看贴,要打屁股 :-)
http://www.mayacafe.com/forum/topic1sp.php3?tkey=1204138232
xiaoman wrote:
嘿嘿.....我也想知道桃花仙是谁? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
这桃花仙的功夫是盖世无双的! :-)
July wrote:
桃花仙就是LM阿,他有时也称自己是玉面啊 :-)不是才post一个“来盘麻辣的”的贴子吗?你们都不好好看贴,要打屁股 :-) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
鸭蛋,就是那个惹祸的家伙蛋。:-)
浮生 wrote:
逗。桃花仙是LM自己吧?鸭蛋是剑客么? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
蜥鹿那小妮子是我最后加的,蜥鹿的摄影是小资店的脸面之一,不能不提。
lucy wrote:
这桃花仙的功夫是盖世无双的! :-)
July wrote:
桃花仙就是LM阿,他有时也称自己是玉面啊 :-)不是才post一个“来盘麻辣的”的贴子吗?你们都不好好看贴,要打屁股 :-) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
乙己可是有涵养,有学问的。;-)
令胡冲 wrote:
July wrote:Oh I see. July is hot so 骄阳. 罗嗦 is St Dude? ha ha ha ...
骄阳 is July, 罗嗦 is st dude :-)
A bit too mean to xw. :) - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
....土豆土豆,我是地瓜
桃花仙听错了吧,是
...."尚饭尚饭,我是苦瓜". - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
老面真人不露相,一露一峥嵘,一口大獠牙,双眼贼亮亮,笔下走风啊。这小资店真人才济济也。
老板娘钢管舞的youtobe 呢? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
两位看来不读金庸啊。 :-)
守望古典 wrote:
LM评得到位。桃仙是谁?
xiaoman wrote:
嘿嘿.....我也想知道桃花仙是谁? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
我就知道大伙不是看钢管舞, 只是看中了老板娘轻解罗衫。
罗衫虽解下,却依然捂的严,啥也看不着。 :-)
鹿希 wrote:
老面真人不露相,一露一峥嵘,一口大獠牙,双眼贼亮亮,笔下走风啊。这小资店真人才济济也。
老板娘钢管舞的youtobe 呢? - Re: 小资味posted on 02/28/2008
哇, 从老瓦到古典, 再到LM. cafe精品笑话不断涌现. 我唯一要说的就是,继续努力, 给你们增加素材. - Re: 小资味 - 哈陋瘟惊秫posted on 10/31/2009
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