More Campaign Jokes
(satellite radio, ch145)
Listen to this, Obama said he got to blow his nose.
(voice of Obama) "I am going to blow my nose for a second."
(sounds of blowing nose) "Bhm#*$%^% -*****"
(the sound replayed, louder) "Bhm#*$%^% -****"
Wow, this is (sounding very seriously) so inspiring!
I never felt to be so proud to be an American as now in my adult life.
(a TV comedy show in D.C.)
(A man and a woman dressed like Obama and Clinton in one of the debate, -- the one Clinton wore a golden neck choker next to a curly collar line of the same color.)
(Close up of Obama with his head tilted as usual in front of the mic, he talked into the mic)
You media all know media should always stay neutral .... not to take sides .... Here it is Americas, the land of dreams and inspirations. ......We can change. Believe in ...we can change...yes, we can -- take sides. (pause) Yes, we can! YEs, we can!! YES, we can!!!
(Jay Leno)
"Barack Obama is now considered the front-runner. You know what they say, behind every successful man is a woman. Hillary was surprised to find out that it was her."
(David Letterman)
"Did you hear that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are cousins? It's strange, isn't it? In a related story, 20 years ago, it turns out Rudy Giuliani was briefly married to himself. ... Obama and Cheney are actually cousins, but Barack did not inherit the family sneer."
- Re: More Campaign Jokesposted on 02/28/2008
We need hope for change.
We must change to hope to have hope for change;
there must be change to have hope and hope for there to be change.
We must hope for change, and this will require change.
So you must hope.
Let us all hope now to change hope to change and hope to change change to hope.
- Re: More Campaign Jokesposted on 02/28/2008
I still remember, a few years ago, David Letterman said he trust the other Clinton was complete honest. Mr. Clinton didn't lie when he said "I did not have sexual relationship with that woman, Miss Lewinsky".
At the time, Mr. Clinton was talking to Lewinsky. "that woman" was Mrs. Clinton. - Re: More Campaign Jokesposted on 02/28/2008
:) Prehaps it is the nobility of Clinton people will question. Bill Clinton is no doubt a man in intelligence, as Obama is.
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I still remember, a few years ago, David Letterman said he trust the other Clinton was complete honest. Mr. Clinton didn't lie when he said "I did not have sexual relationship with that woman, Miss Lewinsky".
At the time, Mr. Clinton was talking to Lewinsky. "that woman" was Mrs. Clinton.
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