- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
unbearable lightness of being ;-)
So what do you want, fanghuzhai? ;-)
You actually get all that you want from your "in"side, not your "out"side. A person may give you love, but that love is still felt in your "in"side.
You actually have nothing to complain about. ;-)
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
我以为是竖着读,读不通。原来是横着读,从左往右读。
老方太倒退了,连标点也不给,顺几遍,才顺出个意思。 - posted on 03/17/2009
Let us face it, fanghuzhai: those young opposite-gender persons are not interested in us anymore because we already passed our biological prime. That is part of the natural order of things. If one or two are interested in you, you need to be cautious instead of congratulating yourself. They may like your intellectuality, but they very unlikely like your body. Let us face it: you must look in the group that is close to your age. You must not dream your youngster dreams any more.
The reality is that most are already locked in wedlock. You most likely must seek extra-wedlock adventure. But it may be very tiring. So you must strengthen your mind and body first. Start playing tennis two hours every day from today. ;-) You still have a lot of chances if you start today. ;-) - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
fanghuzhai, I can teach you how to strengthen your mind and body. But you have to learn by yourself how to embark on your adventure. ;-) - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
看来我不得不上一张裸照了。玛雅, 违反咖啡政策不? - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
I googled and found this: "老fang伏枥,志在千里。 烈士middle年,壮心不已" YA! ;-)
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
不违反,非常欢迎,希望老方将裸体进行到底:)
fanghuzhai wrote:
看来我不得不上一张裸照了。玛雅, 违反咖啡政策不? - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/17/2009
老方可是童子之身,小心FBI检举儿童色情嫌疑阿 - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/19/2009
- posted on 03/25/2009
嗨,老方,要不要玛雅给你点image consultation?
1。 整辆旧摩托,最好是垃圾车库里没人要的那种,整套旧的黑夹克,皮靴跟头盔..,半个月都别洗澡。对,就跟加勒比海盗里的那个johnny depp那个味道,别老骑那辆破自行车了,大妈上街买菜才骑那种。
2. 放弃对清纯少女的梦想,恶狠狠盯住良家妇女,一个都别放过,尤其是那种特慈母特温柔的就是那最欲壑难填的,要想方设法让她们神不守舍。中文网上多得是寂寞少妇,绝望主妇,中老年富婆就更别提了,那可是蓝筹股票。要采用紧逼盯人的战术,对,就是篮球里的那种动作。
3. 大胆再大胆公开处男身份,网上竞拍处男初夜权。
还有哈,等我忙完了接着咨询,前三条不收手续费,后面的,等我想想,这么着吧,老方勾引一个寂寞少妇,就给玛雅7个点儿的提成:) - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/25/2009
你以为Al pacino总那么cool啊,切,哪有咱老方好看, pacino is a fucking dirty old man
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/25/2009
唉,Biker怎么也这样的体型了阿?万恶的麦当劳 >_<
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/25/2009
要想酷,穿皮裤:)
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/25/2009
来一张养眼的,将功补过
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/25/2009
想当年,小乔出嫁了,俺也是英姿Biker
- posted on 03/25/2009
有道是山不转水转,水不转云转,没有憋死的牛,只有愚死的汉。老方虽不能祸国殃民,但至少可以男颜祸水一遭。虽然没有疯狂少女为你割腕,但拯救几个水深火热中的欲望主妇,那还不容易,将来老方比肩Casanova也有资本。若不在今世结几个风流冤家,下辈子会继续给女人欺负滴。 为此,玛姐决定舍身取义救老方于水火,不再作怒发冲冠状,请little fatty 给你唱首开心的maya歌:
- posted on 03/26/2009
作为老方首席形象设计师....
(画外音: 咳 ,嘿,后台,睡蒙了啊! 你快去找后台后台....让老方赶紧跑步来给我戴帽子..马勒戈壁....)
(婚礼进行曲上)
fxxx,这是婚礼进行曲 fxxxxxxx,让你上运动员之歌......)
首先想到的是老方忠厚扑哧的为人.....
(后台提示)是朴实不是扑哧....
为此本牛逼设计师为他老人家准备了这样的卫星设计..
(后台提示小声)是外形设计.....吃错药了....
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
玛雅跟老方同命相怜.....i will be your bond girl!!!!!!
! - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
呦嗬,还没婚礼呢,你就....你就flirt上了嘿,嗨,小的,鞭子侍候!!!!
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
老方这回算是折腾出名儿了哈... - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
咳 让你整条枪玩玩儿,也没让你动真格儿的哈,你还真玩上了,上牌儿了吗,别走火儿, 哎哟我的天爷啊....
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
老方改邪归正,立地成主教,跪求咖啡:玛雅 mama mia:
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
俺,方壶斋,是帝国的上议员议员,嘿嘿你小子令胡扯也有今天呐,俺原本是贵族哩....
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
老.....老方,这是我的党费.... 咱... 咱们可是天长地久.....泰坦尼克过的....
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
老方:求你了玛姐,别再拿我开玩笑了,朋友们.... 朋友们都在笑我了... 玛姐 玛姐我们永别了吧....
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
老方...我..... 老方...我立地成主教之后,决定革面改新,重新做人,这是老方的第一个改革措施, :
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
玛雅一个人唱独角戏可不好。顶一下。
OK, this code is funny: SF3P, San Francisco, 3P? - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
too much fun tonight, can not handle it all at once, call it a night, tomorrow.... he you! Bro,laofang, it will be your turn....
怒发冲冠,咖啡处、嘿嘿窃笑
抬望眼,绝望主妇、发福奶爸,羡煞老方!
四十功名尘与土,黑皮夹克争酷!
染发油,白了又黑少年头,莫悲切!
孤男耻,犹未雪;
寡女恨,何时灭?
驾摩托踏破、墨西哥领土!
壮志饥餐老墨肉,笑谈渴饮老黑血
待从头、收拾旧破烂儿,法可油!
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/26/2009
咦,喝高了?
据说改革时期最高境界是剩者为王。
- Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/27/2009
好玩的老方和玛雅。 - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/27/2009
原本是二人转的本子,结果整成了个自个儿转圈..。老方大牌儿,不跟我玩儿,最近肯定是在捣鼓私房秘笈。
TT wrote:
玛雅一个人唱独角戏可不好。顶一下。
OK, this code is funny: SF3P, San Francisco, 3P? - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/28/2009
有路人爆料老方,情节如下:
老方其实很拉风,琴棋书画之外,在音乐上尤其有造诣。他早年学习贝多芬莫扎特,到后来就青出于蓝而胜于蓝,简直就不知道自己到底是贝还是莫了,这是老方的演出照: - Re: 满江红---自拍照posted on 03/28/2009
要是把老方的好人好事都记录在案,那可是罄竹难书啊,比如多位失足少女以及失足寡妇,老方义无反顾奋不顾身地跳下粪池,老农都不顾了,就光解救这位就花了不少力气:
- posted on 03/28/2009
据《每日玛侃》报道,海外文化闻人方君壶斋舍身救美的英勇事迹被广大海外华人坊间争相传颂,但根据最新爆料,救美的地方其实并非粪池,美人实际上已经风烛残年,鸡皮白发,并非图中所示,但寡居多年倾慕老方为发狂粉丝。今天每日玛侃记者七月有幸采访了这位方英雄:
记:方英雄,你好!
方:不敢不敢。
记:请问您当时脑海中浮现过张华救老农的光辉形象吗?
方:我根本不会游泳,当时是想脱光了,想憋死算了,自杀未遂,没想着竟然有人比我还该死。粪池怎么能跟游泳池比?美女即使是寡妇也比老农强。
张华?切,张华算狗屁。
记: 方英雄太谦虚了,您的坦率真诚比落水救人更加感人啊。大力鞭丸广告后我们继续采访被救人王老太。
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