I translated these two jokes
One day at school a boy came to class 5 minutes late and the teacher said where have you been? On top of cherry hill he says ten minutes later another boy comes in and the teacher says where have you been? on top of cherry hill he says 15 minutes later a boy comes in with his pants unzipped and clothes wirnkled the teacher says where have you been?on top of cherry hill he says About 20 minutes later a girl walks in the class room the teacher says let me guess you were on cherry hill the girl looks up and says iam cherry hill
樱桃山
有男童上课迟到。先生问去哪了。 曰在樱桃山上呢。又一男童迟到。先生问去哪了。 曰在樱桃山上呢。第三个男童迟到, 进门衣着不整。先生问去哪了。 曰在樱桃山上呢。最后一女童迟到。先生说你也在樱桃山上吗?女童说, 我不知道什么樱桃山,但是知道樱桃, 因为我就是樱桃。先生问男童:你们不是说都在樱桃山上吗?樱桃山在哪儿?三男童说,我们没说在樱桃山上,我们说在樱桃身上。
One, Two, Three, Four !!!
A man, suffering from sexual dysfunction, went to his doctor who found nothing physically wrong. He felt that it was all in his mind so he referred him to a psychologist.The psychologist treated him using all of his professional counselling skills and was unable to solve the problem.In desparation, the man went to a medicine man who said a few magic words, performed some magic and said to the man..."When you want to make love to your wife, say 'one, two, three' and you will be able to perform for as long as you want to. When you are finished, your wife says 'one, two, three, four' and your penis will return to normal. However, this can only be done once a year...OK ?"The man can't wait to try it out that night in bed so he says "one, two, three" and sure enough, gets a huge erection.His wife says "What did you say one, two, three for ?"
一人不举,或房后不萎。求医无效。有巫师为之做法,告知曰,下次同床,但说“一,二,三”,即可。房事毕,汝妻说“四”,阳具可缩。照办,果然奏效。“一二三”出,阳物怒张。妻问曰:“老公,喊幺二三么事?”
- Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/14/2009
The punchline of the second joke is that the words four and for are homophones, whcih your translation didn't show.
When you read the Chinese version, it is a bit of head-scratcher. ;-) - Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/14/2009
看来你不是武汉人。哈哈。 - Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/15/2009
牢方的意思是,武汉人把 事 跟 死 念成一个音?
fanghuzhai wrote:
看来你不是武汉人。哈哈。
- Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/15/2009
I suppose most southerners don't distinguish si and shi. Still, the humor is lost if you have to explain a joke. ;-)
TT wrote:
牢方的意思是,武汉人把 事 跟 死 念成一个音?
fanghuzhai wrote:
看来你不是武汉人。哈哈。 - Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/15/2009
tar wrote:
The punchline of the second joke is that the words four and for are homophones, whcih your translation didn't show.
When you read the Chinese version, it is a bit of head-scratcher. ;-)
主要是没有说出关键词"一年一次"。:-))
- posted on 05/15/2009
Right. 原文中指出只能一年一次,老公说完 1,2, 3,勃起,老婆接着说 1,2,3,4,瘪下,一年一次都没过上,这些老方的中文都没能表现出来。打回去,重来!
八十一子 wrote:
tar wrote:主要是没有说出关键词"一年一次"。:-))
The punchline of the second joke is that the words four and for are homophones, whcih your translation didn't show.
When you read the Chinese version, it is a bit of head-scratcher. ;-)
- Re: 黄笑话---erotic jokesposted on 05/15/2009
福伯武汉有个阿,他那个小雀雀有点把毛病。跟老婆困高的死后,要么恩不起来,要么恩起来就不得下课。这个阿早了蛮多的医僧, 卯的拉过能够医自他。 后来,别人家给他盖扫了个老道。 这个老道对他所:“我这里有个法宝,柯四一年只能用蜡么一次,不可多用。你同老婆桑床的死后,所:‘幺俄三’,你拉过东东就起来了。万死之后,你老婆要所:‘幺俄三喂么四啊’,你拉过东东就下课了。”拉个阿回课后,跟老婆同房,喊:“幺俄三!”,果然奏效。他很高兴。刚要入港,却听见老婆问他:“老公,你刚才喊幺俄三为么斯啊?” - posted on 05/16/2009
一个精彩的黄笑话,其作用有时犹如一束黄玫瑰,给人振奋和激情。可是很显然,黄
笑话在玛姐的咖啡馆不大受欢迎。
当今,有人肯花十几万、几十万去做PLASTIC SURGERY,可是,一个小小的的网络
空间,能起到美容手术永远无法达到的作用。它可以掩盖起网客的秃顶、凸肚,不举
的PENIS,干瘪的臀部和下垂的乳房,再用上一个个令人遐想的网名,譬如粗胳膊、
红富士之类,男人女人就可以年轻三十甚至四十岁,可以兴致勃勃地、充分享受年
轻时浪漫的调情时光,又可免除出轨的后顾之忧,但关键要有一颗年青的心,
一个智慧的脑袋。
玛姐当年在CND,可是神采飞扬,风情万种啊,我也是慕名才光顾玛雅咖啡馆的。可
是,几个月下来,我在这里看到的,大多数是一群脾气秉性古怪的老头和老太婆。他们
把陈芝麻、烂谷子一年一年地炒它一遍又一遍,重复着那些温吞水般的廉价赞美之词。
这些人的家庭生活就是这般的暮气沉沉? :-)
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