Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
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A marriage license should be like a fishing license.
It expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
- Re: Good quotations for believers in family values...posted on 09/15/2009
Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public monument.
...Oscar Wilde
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
¡°The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.¡±
......Clarence Darrow - posted on 09/15/2009
Maybe our personal lives should be separated from our public lives. Most marriage is very about fulfilling others expectations. Both from society and other family and friends. This may be a more personal journey that makes life tastier than normal life with the general public. A sex life if kept private can be more special and feel better than when the intimacy is broken and shared with just everybody. So might explorations of bonding with another become so fulfilling that you feel at one and balanced without having to use any words to others. No reassurance needed. True balance. - posted on 01/19/2010
1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
- Re: Good quotations for believers in family values...posted on 01/19/2010
Wicked, wicked, wonderfully wicked quips on marriage!
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