这是我今年想到的最牛口号。译文:
Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slave.
再加上一句:
悍妻可离,银行难欺
- Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/15/2009
高!牛!终于悟了!
- Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/15/2009
老方终于想通了 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
老方对那些人生问题的看法太过灰暗。那是不太好的。何况为奴的那种图解也确实是
太社会主义初级阶段了。估计是为了怕读者们看不懂才那样图解的。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
幽默点!拜托了,不要总是那么认真嘛。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
我把我过去的一个幽默重复一遍,你就知道我的幽默是什么样的了。
我过去的一个同学一本正经地跟我说 要尽量吃凉的东西,因为里面的热量低,避免
肥胖。他举例说:你看美国人们吃的沙拉是凉的,喝水是凉的,其他很多食物饮料
都是凉的。都是帮助避免肥胖的。
我感觉他说的似乎有道理。就想起一些人说的“喝水都长胖”的话。就回应那些人,说:
“你以后试试喝冰水。中国人们的习惯是喝热水,里面热量太高。”
幽默有多种。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
我那个同学说那话的背景是什么呢?
在此处学校读书的时候,有时中午带饭到系所在的楼里,那个同学和我有时碰巧在
一起吃饭。我去微波炉热饭,他不去热,吃凉的。我就顺便问他:怎么不热热吃?
就引起了那段所谓的“幽默”。他是认真说的。否则他为何不用微波炉热呢?何况
我还记得他那时认真的表情。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
再来一个:
某天晚上在附近一个灯光球场练球。一个认识但并不很熟的也是打球的华人来了,
路过我正用的那个球场,问我:“没去打US Open?” 我毫不思索地回答:“太忙,
没时间呀。”
真事。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
大师给我们讲讲社会主义高级阶段的时候,我们的老方是个什么形象?
no name wrote:
老方对那些人生问题的看法太过灰暗。那是不太好的。何况为奴的那种图解也确实是
太社会主义初级阶段了。估计是为了怕读者们看不懂才那样图解的。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
太个人化,不好说。还是老方自己发挥比较好。 - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
- Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
laofang is warm pessimism, no name is cold humor.
my experience is, buy a house as a free hotel for others (rarely live myself), have a child and be her slave.
- Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
... Have a child with whom? The tenant? or it doesn't matter ?
- Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
LHC wrote:
Have a child with whom? The tenant? or it doesn't matter ?
The husband is the tenant. - Re: 买房为狱,娶妻为奴 Buy a house as your prison, marry a woman and be her slaveposted on 09/16/2009
老方如果又是在写小说的话, 但愿这次写的是纪实小说。
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