A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West
- Re: today's quotesposted on 02/23/2010
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ...
perfect, too perfect.... - Re: today's quotesposted on 02/23/2010
only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West
- Re: today's quotesposted on 02/23/2010
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of humorist born Henry Wheeler Shaw (20 April 1818 ¨C 14 October 1885). He was perhaps the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the second half of the 19th century after Mark Twain, although his reputation has not fared so well with later generations. - Re: today's quotesposted on 02/28/2010
All government, of course, is against liberty.
H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
H. L. Mencken
- Re: today's quotesposted on 03/03/2010
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/05/2010
It's the first time I replied to a post of Maya Cafe.
I like this place... feels like a space that I can breath... - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/06/2010
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
- Re: today's quotesposted on 03/08/2010
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
- Re: today's quotesposted on 03/09/2010
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
- George Bernard Shaw
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/10/2010
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/10/2010
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/14/2010
Today is 3/14.
Maya, did you run out of gas or what?
- Re: today's quotesposted on 03/15/2010
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.
- John Ruskin - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/17/2010
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
- Jane Austen - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/17/2010
If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Mel Brooks
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
Mel Brooks - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/21/2010
This one I left in my office (for my ex boss).
Never wrestle with a pig-you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
- Re: today's quotesposted on 03/22/2010
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary - Re: today's quotesposted on 03/29/2010
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
- Jeph Jacques
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
- Augusten Burroughs
Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
- Firesign Theatre - posted on 03/31/2010
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Jane Wagner
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner
- posted on 04/03/2010
A paranoiac like a poet, is born, not made.
Luis Bunuel
Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers.
Luis Bunuel
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
Luis Bunuel
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Luis Bunuel
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Luis Bunuel
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.
Luis Bunuel - Re: today's quotesposted on 04/06/2010
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Edith Sitwell - posted on 04/15/2010
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Franklin P. Jones
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin P. Jones
Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin P. Jones
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
Franklin P. Jones
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin P. Jones
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
Franklin P. Jones
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Franklin P. Jones
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
Sex is a two-way treat.
Franklin P. Jones
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