虎年里我要做猪
虎年我回家陪妈妈过年,想起那首“常回家看看”的歌。我最怕出门,我怕飞机从天上掉下来。今年,上飞机前,我的机票被改成头等舱了,我也不敢问为什么,怕人家回过神改主意,把我踢出头等舱。就这样,我舒舒服服地飞回家了。冥冥中,我意识到这是我爸爸的灵魂护送我回家,他惦记着我妈妈。
见到我妈妈,我高兴,我妈妈也高兴,我们一起做饭,一起聊天,很祥和。
回家过年很忙,要陪妈妈,要见土家人,还要见同学,小学的中学的都见。大学同学不见,因为大学同学都不在我的家乡小镇。我的小学同学长工同志特爱玩,好像没有什么他不会玩的。我在这里贴过他的小小说。去年,我请他给我刻个图章“土干”,这么艰巨的任务,他完成得挺好。他的设计图章获得玛雅的认可,还真不容易。玛雅的艺术品味邪乎啊。
我也邪乎。今年虎年,我请长工给我刻只小肥猪。他问,刻啥不好啊,你非要猪?刻一头虎?行吗?不要。刻一头牛?好吗?我不做牛人,嘿嘿,我就要一头小肥猪。
长工直乐,开始给我刻小肥猪,他真细心,给我刻的是一头超肥小母猪。
同志们呐,不要雄心壮志啦,要学会放松,吃好,睡好,玩好。
虎添翼,踩半空,悬。
猪长膘,睡地球,实。
胖得眼睛都没了
小尾巴
肚皮上的八只奶头,还有下巴上胖出的褶子。
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/27/2010
这个猪太可爱了。喜欢土干的文字。 - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/27/2010
同感!这小猪真可爱!土干也可爱。
我去年照过猪, 特别好玩的样子。
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
两头乌?
lucy wrote:
同感!这小猪真可爱!土干也可爱。
我去年照过猪, 特别好玩的样子。
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
都喜欢猪?那你们都去看看Charlotte's Web。我看后喜欢了猪也不敢再消灭蜘蛛了。 - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
对! 它的神情很有趣的。
TT wrote:
两头乌? - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
还有同名的电影。 我很喜欢这本书的。
IN wrote:
都喜欢猪?那你们都去看看Charlotte's Web。我看后喜欢了猪也不敢再消灭蜘蛛了。 - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
挺不错的小猪~ - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 02/28/2010
老虎灭绝了,做猪也安稳。要不,怎么人人要争猪八戒,没人当孙猴子了?
还记得孙猴子也称八戒猪“贤弟”:)。 - posted on 03/02/2010
new hamshire:
breed of pig developed in the United States from the Wessex Saddleback and other varieties first imported from England around 1825; in the late 20th century it was one of the predominant breeds in the U.S. The trim, fine-coated Hampshire is black with a white saddle, which includes the forelegs. Recent selection has improved the breed’s growing ability, and its carcass is among the highest in quality and quantity of meat.
TT wrote:
两头乌?
- posted on 03/02/2010
这 alan 对猪很有研究。翻箱倒柜又找出两头猪。:-)
alan wrote:
new hamshire:
breed of pig developed in the United States from the Wessex Saddleback and other varieties first imported from England around 1825; in the late 20th century it was one of the predominant breeds in the U.S. The trim, fine-coated Hampshire is black with a white saddle, which includes the forelegs. Recent selection has improved the breed’s growing ability, and its carcass is among the highest in quality and quantity of meat.
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 03/02/2010
回帖有趣。
自从看了咖啡MM的片片,我就放弃照相了。只准备着眼睛,看精彩摄影。生活无限好!
Lucy,
我擅长偷照片,我可以把你的照片放到在线杂志上吗? - Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 03/02/2010
哈,虎年闹猪,土干的文敦厚逗趣。
让我想起上一次回上海过年,去亲戚家,说他们也养了宠物,进门客厅,一个精巧的笼子里,竟是一头猪,粉粉的毛皮,点缀斑斑黑地图,我惊讶地,养在家里,臭不臭啊,他们坚决地屁护,这可是“香猪”哦,见主人离开时,会掉泪,见漂亮的人,两前蹄会下跪,唉,真地哦。。。。。
我跟主人说,再宠下去,会不会成“香妃”啊,把主人乐得前仰后翻。
真的,我还照了相,等我找出来,给土干贴上。
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 03/02/2010
Indeed, I was deeply invovled in the swine industry before...
Regardless its high quality in growth and carcass, hampshire breed is not popular in China for its white band across body, symbolizing “dai xiao”.
Lucy wrote:
这 alan 对猪很有研究。翻箱倒柜又找出两头猪。:-)
- Re: 虎年里我要做猪posted on 03/04/2010
是吗? 戴孝:-)
我发现猪的尾巴很有趣的。。。与它们的身体不成比例, 非常小巧滑稽的。。。
alan wrote:
Indeed, I was deeply invovled in the swine industry before...
Regardless its high quality in growth and carcass, hampshire breed is not popular in China for its white band across body, symbolizing “dai xiao”.
土干: 过奖了, 你看得上就随便用。 - posted on 03/04/2010
alan wrote:
虎年里我要这样的猪
tugan wrote:
怕人取笑,就删了。没说玛雅坏话,肯定有人看见我胡说,给证明一下啊。
你们谁记住我胡说了?给大概复述一哈,我都忘记我说什么了。
Lucy wrote:
这猪是什么牌子的?
alan wrote:
虎年里我要这样的猪
alan wrote:
PIC 399: a hybrid sireline developed by Pig Improvement Company
真不像话,串线了,我搬运的好累。
看这 PIC399的猪蹄,多像三寸金莲穿高跟鞋啊。
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