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J.D. Salinger: Kids who don't fit in (duh).

Stephenie Meyer: People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.

J.K. Rowling: Smart geeks.

Jack Kerouac: Umphrey's McGee fans.

Jeffrey Eugenides: Girls who didn't get enough drama when they were younger.

Lauren Weisberger: Girls who can't read. Or think.

Jonathan Safran Foer: 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.

Jodi Picoult: Your mom when she's at her time of the month.

Chuck Klosterman: Boys who don't read.

Chuck Palahniuk: Boys who can't read.

Christopher Hitchens: People I would love to hang out with.

Leo Tolstoy: Guys I want to date.

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Under
ground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov).

Christopher Buckley (or William F. Buckley): People who love excess verbiage.

Ayn Rand: Workaholics seeking validation.

David Foster Wallace: Confirmed 90's literati.

Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters): Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a "phase".

Haruki Murakami: People who like good music.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: People who can start a fire.

Nathaniel Hawthorne: People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.

Charles Dickens: Ninth graders who think they're going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.

William Shakespeare: People who like bondage.

Mark Twain: Liars.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: People who drink scotch.

Joseph Conrad: People who drink old fashioneds.

Dominick Dunne: People who get their class from Vanity Fair.

Anne Rice: People who don't use conditioner in their hair.

Edgar Allan Poe: Men who live in their mother's basements. Or goth seventh graders.
Michael Crichton: Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.

John Grisham: Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.

Dan Brown: People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

Dave Eggers: Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.

Emily Giffin: Women who give their boyfriend marriage ultimatums.

Richard Russo: People whose favorite day in elementary school was "Grandparent's Day".

Anais Nin: Librarians.

Margaret Atwood: Women whose favorite color is hunter green.

William Faulkner: People who are good at crosswords.

Jackie Collins: Your drunk stepmother.

Nicholas Sparks: Women who are usually constipated.

James Patterson: Men who score a 153 on their LSAT exam.

Sylvia Plath: Girls who keep journals (too easy).

George Orwell: Conspiracy theorists (too easy).

Aldous Huxley: People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.

Harper Lee: People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in t
he ninth grade).

Nick Hornby: Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.

Ernest Hemingway: Men who own cottages.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: People who get adjustable-rate mortgages.

Vladimir Nabokov: Men who use words like 'dubious' and 'tenacity'.

Friedrich Nietzsche: Sommeliers.

Bret Easton Ellis: Foo Fighters' fans.

Hunter S Thompson: That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.

Cormac McCarthy: Men who don't eat cream cheese.

Thomas Aquinas: Premature ejaculators.

Pearl S. Buck: Women whose favorite president was Harry S. Truman.

Toni Morrison: Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.

Thomas Pynchon: People who used to be fans of J.D. Salinger.

Elizabeth Gilbert: Women who liked the movie "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" but didn't read the book.

Rebecca Wells: Women on the East coast who wish they were from the South.

Tama Janowitz: Cougars who went to an urban college in the 80s.

Alice Sebold: People who liked Gilmore Girls ? even in the first season.

Michael Swanwick: Men who argue Neil Gaiman is overrated.

Terry Goodkind: People who have never been dungeons master but still play D&D.

Stephen King: 11th graders who peed their pants while watching the movie It.

H.P. Lovecraft: People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

Brothers Grimm: Only children with Oedipal complexes.

Lewis Carroll: People who move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.

C.S. Lewis: Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.

Elmore Leonard: People who know how to perform a "Michigan left".

Shel Silverstein: Girls who can't spell "leheim".

Douglas Adams: People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.

Tucker Max: Guys who haven't convinced their girlfriends to try anal yet.

Alexis de Tocqueville: Political theory and constitutional democracy majors.

Tom Clancy: People who skipped school by hiding out in the gym.

Herman Hesse: People who own one straw chair in their house.

Phillippa Gregory: Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals

Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Men who can't lie but will instead be silent if they know you don't want to hear the truth.

Susan Wiggs: Older women who are surprisingly loud during sex.

Nicole Krauss: Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.

Mitch Albom: People who didn't go to college but do well on crossword puzzles.

Stieg Larsson: Girls who are too frightened to go skydiving.

Sue Grafton: Women who have an @aol.com email address.

Seth Grahame-Smith: People who own a smart phone which requires a stylus to use it.

David Baldacci: No one. Even the police say Clancy before they'll say Baldacci.

Michael Pollan: The girl who just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.

Andrew Ross Sorkin: People who refer to themselves as "playing devil's advocate".

O. Henry: Men who have names like Earl or Cliff and were really close with their paternal grandfather.


Virginia Woolf: Female high-school French teachers who have their master's degree.

Michael Chabon: People who hate Ayelet Waldman.

Ray Bradbury: People who own golf head covers.

Joseph Heller: People who love buying drinks for their friends. See also, people who cringe when they see their bar tab.

David Mitchell: Women who live in any area of Brooklyn other than Park Slope, but may end up there someday and if that day comes, the
y will switch to Barbara Kingsolver fans.

Max Barry: People who don't mind the color orange.

Dean Koontz: People who would never dream of owning any type of "toy" breed dog.

John Irving: People whose parents are divorced.

Richard Dawkins: People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at
a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.

Salman Rushdie: People who google image search Padma Lakshmi late at night.

Albert Camus: People who went to art school after "trying it out" at a public university.

Kurt Vonnegut: People who played Creep by Radiohead while having sex or smoking pot. Longer explanation here.

James Joyce: People who do not like John Cusack movies.

Charlaine Harris: Elementary school teacher's aids.

Jorge Luis Borges: People who took care of their dying grandparents.

Terry Pratchett: People who really like monkeys.

Oscar Wilde: People who can't resist anything. See also, people who claim they're going to change but never do.

Truman Capote: People who would never dream of owning anything that could be classified as a "knick-knack".

Tom Wolfe: People who don't mind others smoking around them.

Neil Gaiman: People who can name at least two Miyazaki films.