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J.D. Salinger: Kids who don't fit in (duh).
Stephenie Meyer: People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
J.K. Rowling: Smart geeks.
Jack Kerouac: Umphrey's McGee fans.
Jeffrey Eugenides: Girls who didn't get enough drama when they were younger.
Lauren Weisberger: Girls who can't read. Or think.
Jonathan Safran Foer: 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
Jodi Picoult: Your mom when she's at her time of the month.
Chuck Klosterman: Boys who don't read.
Chuck Palahniuk: Boys who can't read.
Christopher Hitchens: People I would love to hang out with.
Leo Tolstoy: Guys I want to date.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Under
ground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov).
Christopher Buckley (or William F. Buckley): People who love excess verbiage.
Ayn Rand: Workaholics seeking validation.
David Foster Wallace: Confirmed 90's literati.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters): Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a "phase".
Haruki Murakami: People who like good music.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: People who can start a fire.
Nathaniel Hawthorne: People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.
Charles Dickens: Ninth graders who think they're going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
William Shakespeare: People who like bondage.
Mark Twain: Liars.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: People who drink scotch.
Joseph Conrad: People who drink old fashioneds.
Dominick Dunne: People who get their class from Vanity Fair.
Anne Rice: People who don't use conditioner in their hair.
Edgar Allan Poe: Men who live in their mother's basements. Or goth seventh graders.
Michael Crichton: Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.
John Grisham: Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.
Dan Brown: People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.
Dave Eggers: Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.
Emily Giffin: Women who give their boyfriend marriage ultimatums.
Richard Russo: People whose favorite day in elementary school was "Grandparent's Day".
Anais Nin: Librarians.
Margaret Atwood: Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
William Faulkner: People who are good at crosswords.
Jackie Collins: Your drunk stepmother.
Nicholas Sparks: Women who are usually constipated.
James Patterson: Men who score a 153 on their LSAT exam.
Sylvia Plath: Girls who keep journals (too easy).
George Orwell: Conspiracy theorists (too easy).
Aldous Huxley: People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.
Harper Lee: People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in t
he ninth grade).
Nick Hornby: Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
Ernest Hemingway: Men who own cottages.
F. Scott Fitzgerald: People who get adjustable-rate mortgages.
Vladimir Nabokov: Men who use words like 'dubious' and 'tenacity'.
Friedrich Nietzsche: Sommeliers.
Bret Easton Ellis: Foo Fighters' fans.
Hunter S Thompson: That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.
Cormac McCarthy: Men who don't eat cream cheese.
Thomas Aquinas: Premature ejaculators.
Pearl S. Buck: Women whose favorite president was Harry S. Truman.
Toni Morrison: Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.
Thomas Pynchon: People who used to be fans of J.D. Salinger.
Elizabeth Gilbert: Women who liked the movie "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" but didn't read the book.
Rebecca Wells: Women on the East coast who wish they were from the South.
Tama Janowitz: Cougars who went to an urban college in the 80s.
Alice Sebold: People who liked Gilmore Girls ? even in the first season.
Michael Swanwick: Men who argue Neil Gaiman is overrated.
Terry Goodkind: People who have never been dungeons master but still play D&D.
Stephen King: 11th graders who peed their pants while watching the movie It.
H.P. Lovecraft: People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.
Brothers Grimm: Only children with Oedipal complexes.
Lewis Carroll: People who move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.
C.S. Lewis: Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.
Elmore Leonard: People who know how to perform a "Michigan left".
Shel Silverstein: Girls who can't spell "leheim".
Douglas Adams: People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.
Tucker Max: Guys who haven't convinced their girlfriends to try anal yet.
Alexis de Tocqueville: Political theory and constitutional democracy majors.
Tom Clancy: People who skipped school by hiding out in the gym.
Herman Hesse: People who own one straw chair in their house.
Phillippa Gregory: Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals
Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Men who can't lie but will instead be silent if they know you don't want to hear the truth.
Susan Wiggs: Older women who are surprisingly loud during sex.
Nicole Krauss: Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.
Mitch Albom: People who didn't go to college but do well on crossword puzzles.
Stieg Larsson: Girls who are too frightened to go skydiving.
Sue Grafton: Women who have an @aol.com email address.
Seth Grahame-Smith: People who own a smart phone which requires a stylus to use it.
David Baldacci: No one. Even the police say Clancy before they'll say Baldacci.
Michael Pollan: The girl who just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.
Andrew Ross Sorkin: People who refer to themselves as "playing devil's advocate".
O. Henry: Men who have names like Earl or Cliff and were really close with their paternal grandfather.
Virginia Woolf: Female high-school French teachers who have their master's degree.
Michael Chabon: People who hate Ayelet Waldman.
Ray Bradbury: People who own golf head covers.
Joseph Heller: People who love buying drinks for their friends. See also, people who cringe when they see their bar tab.
David Mitchell: Women who live in any area of Brooklyn other than Park Slope, but may end up there someday and if that day comes, the
y will switch to Barbara Kingsolver fans.
Max Barry: People who don't mind the color orange.
Dean Koontz: People who would never dream of owning any type of "toy" breed dog.
John Irving: People whose parents are divorced.
Richard Dawkins: People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at
a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
Salman Rushdie: People who google image search Padma Lakshmi late at night.
Albert Camus: People who went to art school after "trying it out" at a public university.
Kurt Vonnegut: People who played Creep by Radiohead while having sex or smoking pot. Longer explanation here.
James Joyce: People who do not like John Cusack movies.
Charlaine Harris: Elementary school teacher's aids.
Jorge Luis Borges: People who took care of their dying grandparents.
Terry Pratchett: People who really like monkeys.
Oscar Wilde: People who can't resist anything. See also, people who claim they're going to change but never do.
Truman Capote: People who would never dream of owning anything that could be classified as a "knick-knack".
Tom Wolfe: People who don't mind others smoking around them.
Neil Gaiman: People who can name at least two Miyazaki films.
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