I have a cat whose name is sex


I went to get a doctor for Sex
The assistant said, ¡°I¡¯d like one, too.¡±
I said: but this is a cat
She said she didn¡¯t care what it looks like.

You don¡¯t understand,
I¡¯ve been having sex since I was 9 years old
She winked and said, 
You must have been quite a kid. 

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, 
I told the hotel clerk besides a room for my husband and me, 

I want a special room for sex. 
He said, you don¡¯t need a special room for sex. 
As long as you pay the bill, we don¡¯t care what you do. 
You don¡¯t understand, sir, I said
Sex keeps me awake at night. 
He said with a straight face, 
How funny, I have the same problem. 

One day, I entered sex in a contest, 
Anther contestant asked me the questions
I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest, 
He said, wonderful, if you sell tickets, 
You will clean up. 

But you don¡¯t understand, sir
I want to have sex on TV, 
He said: they already have that on cable. 
It¡¯s no big deal anymore. 

Well, my husband and I decided to separate, 
We went to the court to fight for custody of sex
I said to the judge, Your Honor, 
I had sex before I was married. 
The judge said: the court is not a confession room
Please stick to the facts.
Then I told him that after I was married, 
Sex left me, he said: ¡°me, too.¡±

Last night, sex ran away again,  
And I spent hours looking all over town for her. 
A cop came over to me and asked
What are you doing 4 o¡¯clock in the morning?
I said I am looking for sex
He arrested me and here I am in the cell
Waiting for my case hearing on Friday.