VATICAN CITY, April 19 - Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany was elected pope today, taking the name Benedict XVI, then telling a wildly cheering crowd from a balcony on St. Peter's Basilica, "I entrust myself to your prayers."
被新选为教皇的拉正及尔此前的职位是教廷的“思想总监”(doctrine enforcer). 昨天听到有关他的一个笑话：
拉正及尔和另外两位神学理论家同时死了。他们一起来到天国门前，都提出要跟上帝单独谈一谈。上帝同意了。第一个神学家进去后不多久，哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊。 第二个神学家进去后不多久，也哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊。轮到拉正及尔。他进去后不多久，上帝哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊！
- posted on 04/20/2005
八十一子 wrote:
拉正及尔和另外两位神学理论家同时死了。他们一起来到天国门前，都提出要跟上帝单独谈一谈。上帝同意了。第一个神学家进去后不多久，哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊。 第二个神学家进去后不多久，也哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊。轮到拉正及尔。他进去后不多久，上帝哭着出来了，边哭边说，我怎么错得这么多啊！
哈哈哈，好笑！
我一直想去信天主教。我怎么老觉得现在的天主教挺可怜的？需要改革振兴一番。从前他们出了那么多人才。去年读了上个教皇的传记，觉得这个宗教真挺厉害的。 - Re: 鏂版暀鐨囧拰涓婂笣posted on 04/20/2005
阿珊要信教可不能读书啊－“信仰在黑暗中发育”。:-) - posted on 04/20/2005
虽然对这个教皇还不了解，但从他以下言论（转自cnn.com)，我已开始看好他。
In the Vatican, he has been the driving force behind crackdowns on liberation theology, religious pluralism, and challenges to traditional teachings on issues such as homosexuality, and dissent on other issues like the ordination of women.
In a homily delivered at a Mass before the cardinals began the conclave Monday, he warned against "a dictatorship of relativism, which does not recognize anything as for certain and which has as its highest goal one's own ego and one's own desires."
- posted on 04/22/2005
楼顶那个笑话是一个神学家讲的。他是新任教皇的一个自传作者。
有些基督徒是很会调侃上帝的。下面这个笑话是刚去世的姜保罗二世自己讲的：
教皇在祈祷时问上帝：“主啊，波兰有没有重获独立自由的一天啊？”上帝说，会有的，但是你的一生里是看不到这一天了。
教皇又问：“主啊，在我死后，会不会再有一个波兰人当教皇呢？”上帝说，我的一生中是不会再有了。
Andre Frossard, in his book, Portrait of John Paul II, (Ignatius 1990), remembers this exchange from his many conversations with the pope:
"After lunch, we were walking around in the hall, and the Pope, who was in a jovial mood, told me a funny story, called in Italian a barzelletta:
The Pope was praying, and he asked God: "Lord, will Poland regain her freedom and independence some day?"
"Yes, " said God, "but not in your lifetime."
And then the Pope asked: "Lord, after I'm gone, will there be another Polish pope?" "Not in my lifetime", said God. - Re: 鏂版暀鐨囧拰涓婂笣posted on 04/22/2005
ha ha ha ...
barzelletta, joke. so I learned an Italian word today
- Re: 鏂版暀鐨囧拰涓婂笣posted on 04/27/2005
阿姗 wrote:
我一直想去信天主教。我怎么老觉得现在的天主教挺可怜的？需要改革振兴一番。从前他们出了那么多人才。去年读了上个教皇的传记，觉得这个宗教真挺厉害的。
其实不是想信不信的问题，我现在信。
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