One late afternoon, a live group discussion was overheard by a gentleman who happened to pass by a popular internet café, where he together wrote down 11 remarks that each was voiced out loud by a frequent patron —— a total of 11 high-profile female patrons, of course.:)) While focusing himself so much on scribing down these brilliant words to their accuracy, he somehow forgot to credit the name of lady who made each precise comment.
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative!
Now that the gentleman eventually recalls all the 11 participants, he is but having a big headache trying to identify who actually said what by that very afternoon. So here come the 11 lady IDs, listed in no particular order, July, Ben Ben, Susan, Lucy, rzp, greentea, 阿姗, 小蒲，鹿希，浮生，小曼， and the final challenge remains how he could figure out matching each statement with its original announcer. : ))
- posted on 10/26/2007
WOA wrote:yeah,I got the 沙发！
Now that the gentleman eventually recalls all the 11 participants, he is but having a big headache trying to identify who actually said what by that very afternoon. So here come the 11 lady IDs, listed in no particular order, July, Ben Ben, Susan, Lucy, rzp, ezi, 阿姗, 小蒲，鹿希，浮生，小曼， and the final challenge remains how he could figure out matching each statement with its original announcer. : ))
I think this is quite an interesting game for the senior men IDs here :)
To be honest, I have difficulties in making matches of the statements and the lady IDs. Which statement sounds most like 小蒲's style? Also 小蒲 herself is confused...
Would WOA please share your answers first?
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/26/2007
小蒲 wrote:
Would WOA please share your answers first?
标准答案在玛雅那里，我只负责发考卷：）） - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
这还有标准答案啊？
嘻嘻，有意思，等着看。 - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
这个游戏好玩。可是我连阿姗说过什么都不知道，怎么猜别的？
关于男人相貌、性取向、财产的话，大概不是我说的，因为我不在以相貌，不认识同性恋，自己也没钱。剩下的最有可能的也许是4，但是... 不会吧。我得回头找一找。
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
小蒲和小曼，你们不要等着瞧，至少把自己说的话找出来呀。
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
帮你们用排除法，笨笨OUT。 她什么时候说过象以上任何一句那样的明白话？周末愉快。 - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
哈哈哈，打死我也不会去找一个结了婚的男人了。。。我喜欢The handsome and nice men are gay ：-） - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
阿姗 wrote:
这个游戏好玩。可是我连阿姗说过什么都不知道，怎么猜别的？
小蒲和小曼，你们不要等着瞧，至少把自己说的话找出来呀。
这些如此富有女性智慧的话，不会是小蒲说的 ：）
如果非得要选，我就和七月抢一下，认领这个：
The handsome and nice men are gay！ - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
阿姗，不是我不想找，而是我也实在不敢冒领以上任何一句，它们都非常有哲理，而我在这方面从来都是个糊涂蛋。：）
- posted on 10/27/2007
WOA wrote:心善的男人（代表人物：驼背敲钟人）是丑八怪。
One late afternoon, a live group discussion was overheard by a gentleman who happened to pass by a popular internet café, where he together wrote down 11 remarks that each was voiced out loud by a frequent patron —— a total of 11 high-profile female patrons, of course.:)) While focusing himself so much on scribing down these brilliant words to their accuracy, he somehow forgot to credit the name of lady who made each precise comment.
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.英俊的男人（代表人物：取绝于是谁在看）都不友善。
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.又俊又友善的男人（代表人物：American Beauty的那对邻居）是同志。
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.又英俊又友善的又爱女人的男人（代表人物：阿珊的阳阳）是已婚男人。
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.既不那么英俊又不那么友善的男人（代表人物：那个不打给你打招呼的办公大楼警卫）一般没有钱。
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.既不那么英俊，但却很友善的而且有钱的男人（代表人物：你作管出粮财务的那个公司的老板）认为我们只图他的钱。
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.那些英俊的穷男人（代表人物：ＷＯＡ这八卦不好玩，累人）只是图我们的钱。
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative!
Now that the gentleman eventually recalls all the 11 participants, he is but having a big headache trying to identify who actually said what by that very afternoon. So here come the 11 lady IDs, listed in no particular order, July, Ben Ben, Susan, Lucy, rzp, ezi, 阿姗, 小蒲，鹿希，浮生，小曼， and the final challenge remains how he could figure out matching each statement with its original announcer. : ))
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
WOA 班长，又点错名了。这些话儿句句真理耶，足以对付11种不同的场合。可惜俺饱了犯困醒了犯傻，想都没想到过啊，谢您提醒啦！先说说有啥奖励，我再考虑是否认领每一句。 - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/27/2007
那个下午我肯定是喝醉了， 不记得说了什么。。。
隔墙有耳啊 :) - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
不如这样吧，请 cafe’s gentlemen IDs 来对号入座，然后我们再来认领？要不 WOA 班长带个头？ - posted on 10/28/2007
浮生 wrote:
不如这样吧，请 cafe’s gentlemen IDs 来对号入座，然后我们再来认领？要不 WOA 班长带个头？
要大家挨个发言只是战前思想动员，还没到失物招领的残局阶段，急啥子嘛?
下面是初选答案 (征求意见版)， 最终标准答案周日公布。
1. 鹿希：The nice men are ugly.
2. Lucy: The handsome men are not nice.
3. 七月：The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. 阿姗：The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. greentea: The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. 小蒲：The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. rzp：The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. 小曼：The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. 浮生：The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. Ben Ben: The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. Susan: The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
我倒是觉得还是让我们把咖啡里的男ID们评论一番，才有趣哪。
从WOA 班长开始。每人说一句。
- posted on 10/28/2007
Ah Oh! 原来是洪常青同志在开会. 就不打扰了.
WOA wrote:
要大家挨个发言只是战前思想动员，还没到失物招领的残局阶段，急啥子嘛?
下面是初选答案 (征求意见版)， 最终标准答案周日公布。
1. 鹿希：The nice men are ugly.
2. Lucy: The handsome men are not nice.
3. 七月：The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. 阿姗：The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. ezi: The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. 小蒲：The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. rzp：The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. 小曼：The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. 浮生：The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. Ben Ben: The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. Susan: The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
冤枉啊！ 凡是好看的男生都是好人啊！
WOA wrote:
浮生 wrote:要大家挨个发言只是战前思想动员，还没到失物招领的残局阶段，急啥子嘛?
不如这样吧，请 cafe’s gentlemen IDs 来对号入座，然后我们再来认领？要不 WOA 班长带个头？
下面是初选答案 (征求意见版)， 最终标准答案周日公布。
1. 鹿希：The nice men are ugly.
2. Lucy: The handsome men are not nice. - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
班长到哪找的骰子十一面的怎么躲在家自个玩？ - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
那些题都很有趣，难度也很大。似乎是MAYA CAFE的大师或贵宾级的升级/段考题，一般人很难摸到边的。
目前全对概率好象为十一的阶乘分之一。为提高难度，应可允许一人有数种言论，所以只选一个也可因选择不全而算错。
另应加个升段表，比如全对者是职业9段，只对一题者是业余初段等等。 - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/28/2007
haha, july的提议好，支持支持。
July先开始嘛。：））
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/29/2007
周末八卦活动到此结束，所有参与者答案完全正确，每人加十分。
再补充一条老板娘的评语：
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/29/2007
应该把玛雅的评语加上来，凑成12条。 - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/29/2007
This is why I love Maya :-) She is always ahead of her time :-)
WOA wrote:
再补充一条老板娘的评语：
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - posted on 10/29/2007
This list is hilarious and well-said. Even though I didn't say any of it, I agree!
Now, may I add one to the list to make it a dozen:
12. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, and who don't have a problem making the first move (like give you their email addresses etc. LOL) are already married with children... :)
I suppose we women need to make some compromises here... For me, he doesn't have to have much money--just a nice and stable job that he loves is good enough; he doesn't have to be handsome--it's all in the eyes of the beholder, right? So I'd like to replace those two features with intelligence and sense of humor instead.
Hmm, where is that nice, intelligent, humorous, mature, unmarried man? WOA 班长, is there one in your class? :)
(I didn't know there was a 班长 here... Any 学习委员? :))
- posted on 10/30/2007
WOA wrote:
周末八卦活动到此结束，所有参与者答案完全正确，每人加十分。
再补充一条老板娘的评语：
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Trouble is: Once the lady is exhausted from doing all this stomping, a fresh one comes by and grasps the wine before the stomping lady even has a chance to wipe clean her face.
Some women appear to have learnt all this, for they seem to know to enjoy the wine before they get their feet dirty.
It would be beneficial to the entire female race (and to the male race by extension) if when they finally decide to jump in they stomp on their sons instead of their husbands. - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/30/2007
ying wrote:
--just a nice and stable job that he loves is good enough;
Dear Lord! This demand is almost impossible to meet already! I beg to replace it with "a stable job that he nevertheless willingly carries on".
Hmm, where is that nice, intelligent, humorous, mature, unmarried man?
Lady Ying keeps raising the bar. :-)
Can we cut the list short to have only one item: intelligent? :-( - posted on 10/30/2007
八十一子 wrote:
Hmm, where is that nice, intelligent, humorous, mature, unmarried man?Lady Ying keeps raising the bar. :-)
Can we cut the list short to have only one item: intelligent? :-(
You ladies are way too greedy.....wanna go hunting polar bear without venturing into the treacherous North Pole? Geez, granted that some special ones are endowed with intelligence, killer look etc, or even born with silver spoon in mouth, but how could a man become mature without getting married first? And talking about humor, isn't it true that humor is a learned science offered only at a university called “Marriage”? (while women are the founding principals of the school, men are said never able to graduate from their lifelong curriculum, oh lord;)) - posted on 10/30/2007
Ok, 81 is right about the job part, considering what the real world is like... so I stand corrected. But I don't agree with the idea of intelligence as the only criteria. I mean, what if someone is intelligent but mean?
After thinking more about it, I decided to scratch the sense of humor part, as this trait may be trainable, I hope. Also scratch the mature part--I keep forgetting that men are all big babies anyway, regardless of age, and that can be charming, too, sometimes. But I disagree with WOA about marriage=maturity. Marriage doesn't necessarily make a guy mature, does it.
So here is the revised short version: intelligence+compassion. The new bar is not that high after all :)
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/30/2007
呵呵，八爷最后那句我非常认同，不要只想着改造自己的丈夫，应首先当好一个母亲。：）
当不好母亲的人也当不好妻子。
- Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/30/2007
我也特别赞同八爷这句.
八十一子 wrote:
It would be beneficial to the entire female race (and to the male race by extension) if when they finally decide to jump in they stomp on their sons instead of their husbands. - posted on 10/30/2007
哪有这理，要我说的话，当不好妻子的最好不要当母亲，更不能想着当好了母亲就能变成好妻子。
abc wrote:我也特别赞同八爷这句.
小曼 wrote:
呵呵，八爷最后那句我非常认同，不要只想着改造自己的丈夫，应首先当好一个母亲。：）
当不好母亲的人也当不好妻子。
八十一子 wrote:
It would be beneficial to the entire female race (and to the male race by extension) if when they finally decide to jump in they stomp on their sons instead of their husbands. - Re: 銆愬懆鏈叓鍗︺�戣涓�璇伙紝鎯充竴鎯筹紝鐚滀竴鐚�posted on 10/30/2007
从男人的角度理解, 一个好母亲就是一个很好的妻子. 父母同样爱自己的小孩, 但教育小孩父亲常常不能称职. 妻子全心抚育小孩,丈夫会感激的.
相反,妻子对丈夫的爱,常常让丈夫感到很大的压力.
rzp wrote:
哪有这理，要我说的话，当不好妻子的最好不要当母亲，更不能想着当好了母亲就能变成好妻子。
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