- One late afternoon, a live group discussion was overheard by a gentleman who happened to pass by a popular internet café, where he together wrote down 11 remarks that each was voiced out loud by a frequent patron —— a total of 11 high-profile female patrons, of course.:)) While focusing himself so much on scribing down these brilliant words to their accuracy, he somehow forgot to credit the name of lady who made each precise comment.
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative!
Now that the gentleman eventually recalls all the 11 participants, he is but having a big headache trying to identify who actually said what by that very afternoon. So here come the 11 lady IDs, listed in no particular order, July, Ben Ben, Susan, Lucy, rzp, greentea, 阿姗, 小蒲，鹿希，浮生，小曼， and the final challenge remains how he could figure out matching each statement with its original announcer. : ))
- 灏忚挷
yeah,I got the 沙发！
I think this is quite an interesting game for the senior men IDs here :)
To be honest, I have difficulties in making matches of the statements and the lady IDs. Which statement sounds most like 小蒲's style? Also 小蒲 herself is confused...
Would WOA please share your answers first?
- WOA
标准答案在玛雅那里，我只负责发考卷：））
- xiaoman这还有标准答案啊？
嘻嘻，有意思，等着看。
- 闃垮这个游戏好玩。可是我连阿姗说过什么都不知道，怎么猜别的？
关于男人相貌、性取向、财产的话，大概不是我说的，因为我不在以相貌，不认识同性恋，自己也没钱。剩下的最有可能的也许是4，但是... 不会吧。我得回头找一找。
小蒲和小曼，你们不要等着瞧，至少把自己说的话找出来呀。
- Susan
- ben ben帮你们用排除法，笨笨OUT。 她什么时候说过象以上任何一句那样的明白话？周末愉快。
- July哈哈哈，打死我也不会去找一个结了婚的男人了。。。我喜欢The handsome and nice men are gay ：-）
- 灏忚挷
这些如此富有女性智慧的话，不会是小蒲说的 ：）
如果非得要选，我就和七月抢一下，认领这个：
The handsome and nice men are gay！
- xiaoman阿姗，不是我不想找，而是我也实在不敢冒领以上任何一句，它们都非常有哲理，而我在这方面从来都是个糊涂蛋。：）
- rzp
心善的男人（代表人物：驼背敲钟人）是丑八怪。
英俊的男人（代表人物：取绝于是谁在看）都不友善。
又俊又友善的男人（代表人物：American Beauty的那对邻居）是同志。
又英俊又友善的又爱女人的男人（代表人物：阿珊的阳阳）是已婚男人。
既不那么英俊又不那么友善的男人（代表人物：那个不打给你打招呼的办公大楼警卫）一般没有钱。
既不那么英俊，但却很友善的而且有钱的男人（代表人物：你作管出粮财务的那�
- 楣垮笇WOA 班长，又点错名了。这些话儿句句真理耶，足以对付11种不同的场合。可惜俺饱了犯困醒了犯傻，想都没想到过啊，谢您提醒啦！先说说有啥奖励，我再考虑是否认领每一句。
- lucy那个下午我肯定是喝醉了， 不记得说了什么。。。
隔墙有耳啊 :)
- 娴敓不如这样吧，请 cafe’s gentlemen IDs 来对号入座，然后我们再来认领？要不 WOA 班长带个头？
- WOA
要大家挨个发言只是战前思想动员，还没到失物招领的残局阶段，急啥子嘛?
下面是初选答案 (征求意见版)， 最终标准答案周日公布。
1. 鹿希：The nice men are ugly.
2. Lucy: The handsome men are not nice.
3. 七月：The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. 阿姗：The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. greentea: The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no m
- July我倒是觉得还是让我们把咖啡里的男ID们评论一番，才有趣哪。
从WOA 班长开始。每人说一句。
- retroAh Oh! 原来是洪常青同志在开会. 就不打扰了.
- lucy冤枉啊！ 凡是好看的男生都是好人啊！
- rzp班长到哪找的骰子十一面的怎么躲在家自个玩？
- 椋庡瓙那些题都很有趣，难度也很大。似乎是MAYA CAFE的大师或贵宾级的升级/段考题，一般人很难摸到边的。
目前全对概率好象为十一的阶乘分之一。为提高难度，应可允许一人有数种言论，所以只选一个也可因选择不全而算错。
另应加个升段表，比如全对者是职业9段，只对一题者是业余初段等等。
- xiaomanhaha, july的提议好，支持支持。
July先开始嘛。：））
- WOA周末八卦活动到此结束，所有参与者答案完全正确，每人加十分。
再补充一条老板娘的评语：
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
- 闃垮应该把玛雅的评语加上来，凑成12条。
- JulyThis is why I love Maya :-) She is always ahead of her time :-)
- yingThis list is hilarious and well-said. Even though I didn\'t say any of it, I agree!
Now, may I add one to the list to make it a dozen:
12. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, and who don\'t have a problem making the first move (like give you their email addresses etc. LOL) are already married with children... :)
I suppose w
- 鍏崄涓�瀛�
Trouble is: Once the lady is exhausted from doing all this stomping, a fresh one comes by and grasps the wine before the stomping lady even has a chance to wipe clean her face.
Some women appear to have learnt all this, for they seem to know to enjoy the wine before they get their feet dirty.
It would be beneficial to the entire female race (and to the male race by extension) if whe
- 鍏崄涓�瀛�
Dear Lord! This demand is almost impossible to meet already! I beg to replace it with "a stable job that he nevertheless willingly carries on".
Lady Ying keeps raising the bar. :-)
Can we cut the list short to have only one item: intelligent? :-(
- WOA
You ladies are way too greedy.....wanna go hunting polar bear without venturing into the treacherous North Pole? Geez, granted that some special ones are endowed with intelligence, killer look etc, or even born with silver spoon in mouth, but how could a man become mature without getting married first? And talking about humor, isn't it true that humor is a learned science offered only
- yingOk, 81 is right about the job part, considering what the real world is like... so I stand corrected. But I don't agree with the idea of intelligence as the only criteria. I mean, what if someone is intelligent but mean?
After thinking more about it, I decided to scratch the sense of humor part, as this trait may be trainable, I hope. Also scratch the mature part--I keep forgetting that men are
- 灏忔浖呵呵，八爷最后那句我非常认同，不要只想着改造自己的丈夫，应首先当好一个母亲。：）
当不好母亲的人也当不好妻子。
- abc我也特别赞同八爷这句.
- rzp哪有这理，要我说的话，当不好妻子的最好不要当母亲，更不能想着当好了母亲就能变成好妻子。
我也特别赞同八爷这句.
- abc从男人的角度理解, 一个好母亲就是一个很好的妻子. 父母同样爱自己的小孩, 但教育小孩父亲常常不能称职. 妻子全心抚育小孩,丈夫会感激的.
相反,妻子对丈夫的爱,常常让丈夫感到很大的压力.