- 前两天桃谷六仙说要到伦敦来旅游。我这两天碰巧正在看两本“How to be British”的笑话和漫画。简捷、均衡、提纲挈领的干幽默。看到London一页，前面还能忍得住笑，有几句话。所以不辞辛苦破例吐血ZT转敲几句。
27 London
No tour of Britain is complete without a visit to London. Take a hackney carriage to Trafalgar Square, where you can feed the lions, pose for a photo with a friendly British 'bobby' and gasp in astonishment at Nelson's enormous column. Walk to Buckingham Palace in time to watch the sovereign emerge in her golden state coach; then head for Covent Garden to enjoy the cockney accents of burly barrow boys and pretty flower girls selling poises outside the Royal Opera House.
In the evening, travel east and drop into one of the many pubs along the old Kent Road frequented by Pearly Kings and Queens, who will teach you to do the Hokey Kokey or Lambeth Walk. After a pint of mild and a plate of jellied eels, make your way back to Westminster. Take up a position between Abbey and Parliament. Put your hands over your wallet, close your eyes, and as Big Ben begins to chime, you will surely say to yourself: I have had the time of my life!
Expressions to learn
You put your left leg in, your left leg out...
Avoid saying
Are you sure you're taking me the most direct route, cabbie?
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