希望大家来说!
那天黄昏在MT.SHASTA 的小镇闲逛…..在一家小乐器店看见这个小牌子. 读着读着忍不住大笑了起来! 这种活法的结局我尤其喜欢!
My next life
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/22/2008
这个好。然后我们再变成猴子, 或者变成亚当和夏娃, 最后,成为上帝自己 :-) - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/22/2008
七月: 这个回去的太远......
July wrote:
这个好。然后我们再变成猴子, 或者变成亚当和夏娃, 最后,成为上帝自己 :-) - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/22/2008
.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
Thank you Lucy for reminding us that everyone of us had a glorious start, a climax, a crescendo, which has been mostly neglected, until this post of yours. :-)
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/22/2008
Life begins as a consequence of a bang by some animals we call parents, with or without orgasms; it ends as a consequence of a bang in which it also partook, usually without an orgasm.
So much for the big bang theory. - posted on 06/23/2008
:-) 得加句少儿不宜了!
gz wrote:
Thank you Lucy for reminding us that everyone of us had a glorious start, a climax, a crescendo, which has been mostly neglected, until this post of yours. :-)
:-) 那天看了这牌子笑了好一阵! 现在笑的更厉害了! 佩服各位!
touche wrote:
Life begins as a consequence of a bang by some animals we call parents, with or without orgasms; it ends as a consequence of a bang in which it also partook, usually without an orgasm.
So much for the big bang theory. - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
Once I saw 7 words with "ill" in them about life. I can't recall them all. Among us maybe we can come up with the rest:
spill...bill, till, ill, will. - posted on 06/23/2008
Good idea. Lucy, may I post to at 99read.com?
lucy wrote:
希望大家来说!
那天黄昏在MT.SHASTA 的小镇闲逛…..在一家小乐器店看见这个小牌子. 读着读着忍不住大笑了起来! 这种活法的结局我尤其喜欢!
My next life
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
精彩!
liaokang wrote:
Once I saw 7 words with "ill" in them about life. I can't recall them all. Among us maybe we can come up with the rest:
spill...bill, till, ill, will. - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法……posted on 06/23/2008
没问题! 没问题!
文取心 wrote:
Good idea. Lucy, may I post to at 99read.com? - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
liaokang wrote:
Once I saw 7 words with "ill" in them about life. I can't recall them all. Among us maybe we can come up with the rest:
spill...bill, till, ill, will.
kill, pill
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
Good. pill is one of them, after ill, but not kill.
浮生 wrote:
liaokang wrote:kill, pill
Once I saw 7 words with "ill" in them about life. I can't recall them all. Among us maybe we can come up with the rest:
spill...bill, till, ill, will.
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
Good. pill is one of them, after ill, but not kill. Maybe it's drill?
spill, drill, bill, till, ill, pill, will.
Surely we can think of more.
浮生 wrote:
liaokang wrote:kill, pill
Once I saw 7 words with "ill" in them about life. I can't recall them all. Among us maybe we can come up with the rest:
spill...bill, till, ill, will.
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
I want to have a remote so I can fast forward or rewind at will. - posted on 06/23/2008
More Words
List all words ending with ill
112 words found.
anthill
antipill
backfill
bill
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boatbill
brill
chill
cockbill
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fill
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hill
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ill
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landfill
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mill
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overchill
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rill
roadkill
rototill
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sawmill
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shill
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sill
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spoonbill
squill
standstill
still
storksbill
subskill
swill
thill
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till
treadmill
trill
twibill
twill
uphill
vill
waxbill
waybill
whippoorwill
will
windchill
windmill
windowsill
winterkill
yill
zill
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/23/2008
正巧有一部片子要上映,说的就是这样的生活。看看trailer吧。其实挺伤感的呢。
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/thecuriouscaseofbenjaminbutton/
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法……posted on 06/23/2008
It is great to live like kids. They are inquisitive. They live the moment. They are truthful to their feelings. They feel exuberant all the time. Maybe the goal of the 2nd half of ones life is to find his/her way back to this wonderful state of mind. - posted on 06/23/2008
so, life is a state function, and if we spend the second half of our lives reversing what we've done through the first half, the displacement is zero, and thus life does no work at all?
...just kidding.
Susan wrote:
It is great to live like kids. They are inquisitive. They live the moment. They are truthful to their feelings. They feel exuberant all the time. Maybe the goal of the 2nd half of ones life is to find his/her way back to this wonderful state of mind. - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法……posted on 06/23/2008
No it is not reversing life back, it is more like completing a circle, like going back home again.
Feeling spiritual lately…
moab wrote:
so, life is a state function, and if we spend the second half of our lives reversing what we've done through the first half, the displacement is zero, and thus life does no work at all?
...just kidding.
- Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/24/2008
是如何找的? 很好奇的!
touche wrote:
More Words
List all words ending with ill
112 words found. - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/24/2008
Simple. Just type "words ending with ill" and google it.
lucy wrote:
是如何找的? 很好奇的!
touche wrote:
More Words
List all words ending with ill
112 words found. - Re: 下辈子就这么个活法…… :-)posted on 06/24/2008
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