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- Armstrongfanghuzhai posted on 05/14/2009I translated these two jokes One day at school a boy came to class 5 minutes late and the teacher said where have you been? On top of cherry hill he says ten minutes later another boy comes in and the teacher says where have you been? on top of cherry hill he says 15 minutes later a boy comes in with his pants unzipped and clothes wirnkled the teacher says where have you been?on top of cherry hill he says About 20 minutes later a girl walks in the class room the teacher says let me guess you were on c
- 玛雅fanghuzhai posted on 03/26/2009老方看房记 方壶斋 美国经济下滑，房市疲软，市面上多出很多空房子。于是不少人趁机实现美国梦，看房，买房之声不绝于耳，说得老方也动心了，于是也骑着破自行车去看房。谁想到不看不要紧，看了很伤心。 “房子是我心中永远的痛，永远的痛”，老方就是反复唱着这一句自编的歌词，拼着老命登车往山上跑去看房子的。看官休要奇怪：国王山半岛依山面海，海边平地还是很多的，为什么老方非要去看山寨房呢？ 对了，一定是为了那个风景，居高临下，海湾一览无余，何等惬意！此言差矣！老方上山，第一是因为海边没有闲房，第二乃是因为他借不起30万�
- Ruyitouche posted on 05/13/2009在HBO上看了两次《豆先生的假日》。豆先生的表演总是蠢得过火，但片尾合唱“La mer”对我来讲是影片的高潮。多有味多美的歌啊。对会跳舞的人，这是一首爵士味实足绝佳的狐步舞曲。 下面是法英歌词和它的美国变体： La mer The Sea Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs That one sees dancing along the clear gulfs A des reflets d'argent Has silver reflections La mer The Sea Des reflets changeants Changing reflections Sous la pluie Under the rain La mer The Sea Au ciel d'été co
- 巴黎雪巴黎雪 posted on 05/12/2009法国学者评价萨科齐对华关系 法国, 萨科齐, 学者, 评价, 关系 【欧洲时报网】 5月11日，中国新华社下属的新华网就中法关系以及中国西方之间的沟通理解等问题对法国前外交官魏柳南进行访谈。访谈中，魏柳南指出，法国及西方对中国的认识与中国的实际存在严重差别；并且他认为，原因既有西方媒体报道角度与方式的问题，也有西方对中国崛起的担忧，更有中国表达方式的问题。 魏柳南(Lionel Vairon)，法国汉学家、远东学博士、政治学硕士。目前在巴黎东方语言文化学院、高等商业学院、国防高级研究院、圣西尔军校授课，并在法国三军防务学院主持中
- SevenStarJuly posted on 05/15/2009Who was Cleopatra? Hard to know after more than 2,000 years and all the tales that have mythologized her (thanks, Shakespeare; thanks, Liz). But no doubt we'll learn more if archeologists find her tomb. They think they're getting close. (Search for more on the quest.) But in the meantime, here's a bit about the last pharaoh of Egypt. Cleopatra VII ascended the throne as a teenager. She married and ruled alongside each of her younger brothers. Both met untimely ends, in which she may have had a hand
- maya玛雅 posted on 05/14/2009我的第一个女友Diana把她介绍给我，是我最喜欢的一个西班牙歌手，老歌了。有她所有的歌集。 youtube Cecilia (born Evangelina Sobredo; October 11, 1948 - August 2, 1976) was a Spanish singer/songwriter. Due to her father’s work as a diplomat, her first language was English and lived in several countries during her childhood, such as Portugal, Israel, United Kingdom or United States.
- LMJuly posted on 05/08/2009How's your garden? What are you planting now? A friend came to Chicago last week and she was asking about you. I took her to 95 signature room and told her last summer LM was there :-) Please, it is the time to back to cafe, all my cafe followers :-) My late message to all of you :-)
- ArmstrongJuly posted on 10/13/2008查尔斯镇：
- tartouche posted on 05/15/2009中文： http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/world/documents/zhao_review_chinese.pdf From the Inside, Out Zhao Ziyang Continues His Fight Postmortem Reviewed by Perry Link Sunday, May 17, 2009 PRISONER OF THE STATE The Secret Journal of Zhao Ziyang Translated from the Chinese and edited by Bao Pu, Renee Chiang, and Adi Ignatius Simon & Schuster. 306 pp. $26 [Eds. note: This story has been translated into Chinese and i
- xw朱老剑客 posted on 05/13/2009看完了《歌德谈话录》，德国艾格曼著，洪天富译，译林出版社2002年1月第1版第1次印刷。我没看过歌德的文学作品，前几天在和朋友们聊天时说到我在读这本《谈话录》，朋友们推荐我看看歌德写的《浮士德》，我暂时还没有看《浮士德》的打算。我的CD收藏里倒是有普拉松指挥的古诺版歌剧的《浮士德》，据说勃辽兹也做过《浮士德》的歌剧，我这里也没有。当时买这本书的时候就是想偷懒，想直接看看歌德的思维方式和创作经验，主要是我对欧洲的文学作品不是很感兴趣。类似的，我还买了一本儿写维克多·雨果的传记，原来也想过买他的《悲惨世界》，不过再�
- liaokangYaYa posted on 05/13/2009Yes, men and women are different when it comes to orgasm. Women tend to bond around sex and orgasm due to the production of Oxytocin in the brain. After orgasm, Oxytocin (also known as "The Cuddle Drug") women float on cloud 9. We call our girlfriends and gush. We start picking out wedding gowns. We glow in the dark. Men, on the other hand, have a tendency to behave in an opposite way. This partly explains why they don't call the next day. Combine Oxytocin with Estrogen and the two walk hand
- maya posted on 05/14/2009TRENTON, N.J. – Pfizer Inc. says it will provide 70 of its most widely prescribed prescription drugs — including Lipitor and Viagra — for free to people who have lost their jobs and health insurance. The world's biggest drugmaker said Thursday it will give away the medicines for up to a year to Americans who lost jobs since Jan. 1 and have been on the Pfizer drug for three months or more. The announcement comes amid massive job losses caused by the recession and a campaign in Washington to rein in
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- xwJuly posted on 05/10/2009·冬 芩· 母亲节快到了，怀念母亲歌颂母爱的文章自然又会在网上此起彼伏。但这些年来，我总在思考另一种母爱，一种畸形的爱，或者说一种母害。 这几天电话不断。多年来，一接到哥哥或嫂子的电话，我、我先生或我女儿都马上把电话交给我母亲。随后，就会听见母亲躲在自己房间里，对着电话骂、哭。妈妈骂完哭完后，要等很久才悲伤地走出她房间。我们不敢也不想问一句。我和母亲的一切矛盾都由哥哥的事引发。多少次了，一问，我母亲必然和我吵，能吵到我女儿蜷缩在我先生怀中，吓得发抖。 “世界上没用一个好人！”她常骂。她�
- maya玛雅 posted on 05/08/2009如果有人问，谁是我最想见的人，现在活着的只有一个，Jelinek。 朋友来家里，翻我的书架，借去我的书路上读。我也才翻了Lust！ 我还没有读过一部这样的书，这样暴力，这样色情，这样疯狂，这样绝望, 美艳绝伦，至纯至美的语言即使被翻译成蹩脚的英文，亦穿透人心。 中文作家与其的距离是一万年。 ................ 《情欲》是一本引起了巨大反响的书，小说的主人公海尔曼是一个成功的主管。他对性生活非常着迷，出于对艾滋病的恐惧，他不得不放弃了妓院，强迫妻子舍蒂满足他的所有要求。对于他来说，性就是一种权力工具，可以肆无忌惮地使
- st dudest dude posted on 05/08/2009This is not the kind of affair between Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr-- the movie favored by so many women, does and will always remain classic, romantic but unreal. My affair may never be classic, but it's both romantic and real. Last spring, I fell in love. My lover is my backyard. My affair is how an intimate and emotional bond was formed between her and me. It's a wonderful time, a rewarding experience that I felt urged to tell and to share, not just to women, but to all the people who love gardening
- zxd老瓦 posted on 12/05/2008失忆的伤口 求你将我放在心上如印记 戴在你臂上如戳记 ———《旧约·雅歌》 1 有一种告别必须是 无声的 无声地如史前文字的疤痕 有一遭正视必须是 负罪的 负罪地忍受二十个祭日 由毛孔蔓延至瞳孔的失忆 There is a farewell that must bid with silence, as coming into being of the ancient signs. There is a reflection that must bear hidden sorrow, a sorrow amounting to an utter memory loss that was born in us 20 years b
- mayamaya posted on 05/10/2009Ma, It’s Dark Here 1999 My mother used to hang all the candies in a basket to the ceiling because she doesn’t want me to have rotten teeth. I was a sick child, gazing into the ceiling was all I could do in those days, while laying in bed and dreaming. With only tiny windows, the room was always dark without sunshine coming in. In my memory, that was a real prison. Most of the time fantasies were scary. I am in the deep valley of my life, those childhood feelings came back again. Will she be there for
- vikingish posted on 05/12/2009If you want a lov
- 令胡冲xw posted on 05/16/2008豆腐渣 都在说危房建筑…… 从拖儿所、幼儿园 到小学、中学、大学 都也只是一瞬间 一瞬间，地动山摇 电闪雷鸣，豆腐渣工程 闪了架－－纷纷倒塌 大雨，滂沱不息 那是怎样一股力量 从地底奔腾而出 如猛兽群恣意蹂躏生命 那么多稚嫩的肉体 说停止一切恩怨？ 一切纷争都应该止息 强忍住你情绪 为了绝境中的生命 只是有太多校舍倒塌 而新兴的公寓，体育馆 商场，政府大厦 不都也顶过来了么？ 05/16/08 ==== 跟国内亲人电话，都谈到死难的学生，尤其是幼儿园一堆堆孩子抱紧 的尸体，让我夜寐不宁，脑海中念久久不去
- xw老瓦 posted on 05/18/2008——闻北川县城将被推毁，异地重建 我的家乡有茂密的森林 森林下面有厚实的矿藏 矿藏周围有松动的岩土 岩土上面有肿胀的河流 河流两岸有熟睡的人群 人群当中有暗哑的呼吸 呼吸之间有化落的尘埃 尘埃底下有鲜活的生命 生命曾经有灿烂的微笑 微笑丛中有明媚的眼眸 眼眸环顾有安详的校园 校园到处有熟悉的伙伴 伙伴身边有冰凉的瓦砾 瓦砾之外有陌生的呼唤 呼唤过后有漫长的等待 等待终点有无边的黑暗 黑暗那端有熄灭的星斗 星斗中央有失踪的天堂 天堂四周有隐没的山峦
- 009巴黎雪 posted on 05/11/2009引子：关于我自己 相信我与这里大多数的同学一样，生于80后，长在红旗下。至于我自己，出生于知识分子家庭，与什么“既得利益者”攀不上亲。如今在法国求学，不用家里负担，也不用国家掏钱， 拿着法国政府的一份奖学金，虽然远谈不上丰厚，但也衣食无忧，小攒一点，如此而已。 记得十几岁的时候，也就是读初中那会儿，用前段时间时政的标准来衡量，是绝对的极右翼份子。那时候最大的兴趣之一，就是偷偷收听“美国之音”、“自由亚洲”之类的广播电台。然后就是去路边的书摊上找那些从香港、台湾等地盗印的书籍。那时候，关于政治的�
- 暗地偷吃xw posted on 05/08/2009陈水扁在看守所绝食抗议 林楠森 BBC中文网台湾特约记者 陈水扁日前“身体不适”，需要由人搀扶 台湾前总统陈水扁在看守所中进行激烈的绝食抗议，并拒绝接受所方的健康检查，他持续批评对他的审判只是"演戏"。 据台北看守所说，陈水扁除了停止进食外也没有饮水，同时也拒绝接受所方人员的健康检查。 虽然看守所说此前的健康检查一切正常，但陈水扁周四在法庭上表示半夜有心绞痛问题，看守所的心电图检查虽发现问题，但却没有让他知道。 卸任不到一年的陈水扁，过去半年除了一度短暂获得自由外都被关押在看守所独居
- ArmstrongJuly posted on 05/10/2009老关说余杰的文章已经没有读的必要了，我这几个星期读到的余杰都很不错啊。 ------------------------------ 余杰 据中新网二零零九年四月三日报道，中国国务委员兼国防部长梁光烈会见日本防卫大臣时表示：“中国不能永远没有航母。”这是中国军方高层首次公开发出此类声明。这一报道在网络上引发了新一轮的关于中国航母的讨论热潮。航母变成了“爱国贼”们意淫的最佳对象。 在中新网论坛“中国造航母，你是否会捐款”的调查中，近万名网友投票和参与讨论，超过八成网友表示愿意捐款。有网友留言说，“只要中国建造航母，我愿意捐出一个月
- 风子废名 posted on 05/11/2009八年前，前后左右五家人陆续搬入这个社区，大家在对面邻居拉锐和凯蕊夫妇家的游泳池旁烤肉并在池里打水中排球。大家年龄当时都不大，而且多数人有共同的特点: married without children.当时凯蕊讲到没有孩子的问题时说，我们毕竟都有宠物，而且她计划在俄罗斯莫斯科附近领养一个孩子，还让我们看了她钱包中的照片：一个非常秀美的小女孩。他们每年都去俄罗斯至少两次，看未来的女儿，但普京政府有关领养的政策多变，他们迟迟无法将她办来。 后来，这几家陆续都有了孩子，还有一对生不了孩子，做试管婴儿失败，索性领养来一男一女两个孩子，其乐融�
- xwxw posted on 05/10/2009木瓜 给我阳光 给我雨水 给我春天的艳丽 给我诗情 给我安慰 木瓜不木瓜 木瓜家儿女情长 出落得 贴梗海棠 并蒂相连的瓜 （果） 木瓜，木瓜 大木瓜！ 05/10/09 ==== 今天总算把诗经中的木瓜，木瓜花，贴梗海棠，弄分明了。也是因为 要写一首贴梗海棠，取意于伊花之艳丽，贴梗的花，紧挨着的果实。 虽然有点木瓜，也别有诗意，这里先贴其花，明天贴果： flowering quince (Chaenomeles speciosa) 也赶上母亲节，迟到一问候！
- 令胡冲tugan posted on 05/12/2009Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kj2r2/Bill_Baileys_Remarkable_Guide_to_the_Orchestra/ Enjoy it !
- xwRed posted on 05/11/2009RUINS OF ROMA It’s 6.33, Evening, The train burned to a halt Final Destination: Roma Termini Just another ordinary day Everybody was running Everybody was running She’s waiting in Hotel Aphrodite Room No. 336 Smoking a secret, I spied Augustus blowing into Gaius’ eyes Sucking a pearl, I watched young Mencius pissing in Persepio of Jerusalem Smelling a coin, I walked the streets singing the hymn O Passage of Sense O Lord, speed ma ma may May I taste your heart? How much fo
- Old Fangmaya posted on 05/10/2009Special greetings to all the mothers in cafe, especially caoye, July, ashan, rzp, Lucy, fusheng. You are my sisters, and more than my sisters. Special greetings to those who are the great husbands and fathers, my brothers xw, woa. I love you all.
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