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èzili posted on 12/09/2004
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ҺǵĹϵ֮Զһ˵ԶԶ˵˵һˣǣĻƺγһüֿĺ˵һӢڣӢ֮Ӣ۵ĸ۲棻˵һߣаǰɫɫҺγɵĹϵһֶͶŻһںϣǺǵĻĺڽ̵ģʷĺֵĹϵΣʱʱڵĹϵΣйϱҲ꣬
Richard Lederer is THE linguistic humorist in the states. Most jokes about the oddities of the English language circulating on the Internet are taken from his books. If you have a keen eye for mistakes and general knowledge of the western history, you may, I'm warning you, laugh to death reading the following compilation of students' errors.
The Western World According to Student Bloopers
by Richard Lederer
St Paul's School
The inhibitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in Sarah
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A bad thing never dies.
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